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Forum: The Watercooler 01-03-2018, 06:57 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,103
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Question Leo = Bad Man?

You are a bunch of sheep, all you can do is bleat, "BAAAD, BAAAD" as an all-too-predicatable reaction to my posts. I make no apology for being young and wild. The forums were in a state of stagnation...
Forum: Site Suggestions 12-30-2017, 01:58 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,291
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Forum: Site Suggestions 12-30-2017, 01:58 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,291
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Forum: The Watercooler 12-30-2017, 01:51 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,371
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: In honour of the Forum Troll ---

You guys, you guys! Come and see Galaxiom make an UTTER fool of himself! It's VERY funny... ahhahahahahahah! :D :D :D
Forum: The Watercooler 12-30-2017, 01:47 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 593
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: F*** other devs, by Joe Petrakovitch

P.P.S. https://purple.pizza/ :P *blows a giant raspberry in faggot-loving Galaxiom's face*
Forum: The Watercooler 12-30-2017, 01:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 593
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: F*** other devs, by Joe Petrakovitch

You REALLY don't believe that Joe P. wrote that? Wow, you guys really DO have a low opinion of me. Huh.

*whistles cheerfully over to another Access forum*

P.S. I've studied enough database...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-29-2017, 08:19 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 593
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
F*** other devs, by Joe Petrakovitch

[Posted with the permission of the author, who runs a mailing list called Purple Pizza]

Fuck other devs.

Fuck em’.

No I don’t mean fornicate with them – although if you’re really connecting,...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-29-2017, 08:16 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,371
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: In honour of the Forum Troll ---

Hi guys, I'm ba-ack!

I didn't mean to upset Uncle Gizmo. Dear old Uncle, I''m sorry. Perhaps you just need to learn to live in a world with people as spiteful and "bigoted" as me. I'm not craving...
Forum: Debates 12-29-2017, 12:23 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,920
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Am I a troll?

Now THERE's an interesting point. However, women are getting harder to date, at least in my corner of the globe, due to a rise in feminist schools of thought and a general aversion to intimacy. I...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-28-2017, 10:21 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,371
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Arrow Re: In honour of the Forum Troll ---

Sorry mate. No one click that link, ok?

I've been copping some stick from the mods on these other forums (NoFap, if anyone's heard of the site), and I'm pushing them to their very limits of...
Forum: Theory and practice of database design 12-28-2017, 10:08 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 18,112
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Access OOP examples wanted

This is an outstanding link, a brilliant exposé of OOP and the principles behind it.

I don't know who posted the WithEvents link, but that one is even more awesome.

Geez, I feel like a kid in a...
Forum: Other Software 12-28-2017, 03:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,784
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Total Access Analyzer

Thanks for the info mate.
Forum: Other Software 12-28-2017, 04:56 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,784
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Total Access Analyzer

Has anyone bought this software: "Total Access Analyzer" by FMS, Inc.?

http://www.fmsinc.com/microsoftaccess/bestpractices.html

What does it do? Is it helpful for someone designing (relatively)...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-28-2017, 04:51 AM
Replies: 2,923
Views: 571,440
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: What's your best/worst joke?

"Did you hear about the movie, 'Constipated'?"
"No..."
"That's because it hasn't come out yet!"
Forum: The Watercooler 12-23-2017, 06:05 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,027
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Mood swings

That's interesting. Yes, I liked my trig, especially within the context of the calculus. In what ways have you utilised this field of Maths in database design, if any?
Forum: The Watercooler 12-23-2017, 06:03 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,027
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Mood swings

It does make a lot of sense. I'm going to pin my inflated list of expenses on my client and make him pay for my new domain name, web hosting and AU$200 in IT books I've bought since the outset of...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-22-2017, 11:51 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,027
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Mood swings

Right, right. You seem to have gained a wealth of practical experience in your career. Mine's only just begun! (I've had jobs before, and good ones, but never a career until quite recently.)

See,...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-22-2017, 10:46 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,027
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Mood swings

I see, that's interesting. I thought it was strange that you called it geometry. We just call it Maths (with the "s" at the end) in Australia, and geometry and trig are always two separate units,...
Forum: Small Business 12-22-2017, 02:52 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 7,644
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: I want to work in USA or Newziland

English was obviously not his forté. I could say something nasty, but I won't. Instead I will point out that he spelled it more or less phonetically, and orthography/phonetics are a massive barrier...
Forum: The Watercooler 12-22-2017, 02:40 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,371
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: In honour of the Forum Troll ---

Hahaha. More about trolls in my new thread here:

https://www.access-programmers.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=1559841&postcount=1
Forum: The Watercooler 12-22-2017, 02:38 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 3,027
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Mood swings

Trigonometry, I think you mean, Doc_Man. Arctangent is an inverse trigonometric function, and the Watercooler can't be one of those without defying the laws of nature.

Aha! It's a *magic*...
Forum: Debates 12-22-2017, 02:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,920
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Am I a troll?

So you want me to analyse myself? Let's see... what were your criteria again?



1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
Forum: The Watercooler 12-22-2017, 05:30 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 290
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
What's on your mind?

http://chastity.info/img/Leo4.PNG

http://chastity.info/img/Leo5.PNG

What's on your mind?
Forum: The Watercooler 12-22-2017, 05:27 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,566
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: Happy Holidays one and all!

Yes, Merry Christmas to Christians, and a happy Yule to all us heathen! :)
Forum: Small Business 12-22-2017, 05:21 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 6,831
Posted By Leo_Coroneos
Re: After registering a Web Domain - best tool / serivce to set up site

I use the Netregistry CPanel service, which comes with the web hosting. Very very useful, you can even upload MySQL databases and utilise phpMyAdmin. You can also use Sitebuilder to create a website...
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