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Old 04-10-2018, 07:38 AM   #12
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Re: Evolution an the Access User

"Diet" is just "Die" with a T.

Also, to give anyone not familiar with the show an idea of what Dr. Gregory House was like, here are some quotes.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Gregroy House
"I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son; you're the mom who's letting him die. Clarity, it's a beautiful thing."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Gregory House
House: "How old are you?"
Boy: "Eight."
House: "And he swallowed something stuck to a fridge. Darwin says let him die."
In response to a woman telling him she refuses to vaccinate her kid because she thinks vaccines are a scam, he grabs a plush frog and says this:
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Originally Posted by Dr. Gregory House
All natural, no dyes. It's a good business - all-natural children's toys. Those toy companies, they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs. They don't lie about how much they spend on research and development. And the worst that a toy company can be accused of is making a really boring frog. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get 'em in frog green, fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove 'em wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die then cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast.

Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.
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