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nfk

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Could I please change my nickname to BigDickNelson

Thanks.
 

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I think that before any such change is made, he should offer proof. Shall I go get the macro lens for my camera? (Pardon the mild pun there.)
 

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bring the tweezer too.
 

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I think that before any such change is made, he should offer proof. Shall I go get the macro lens for my camera? (Pardon the mild pun there.)

How good a relationship do you still have with your alma mater? You might need to borrow an electron microscope, the way this guy is compensating.
 

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Let's not feed a troll. They thrive on reaction and attention seeking.
 

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When NFK starts to brag about his equipment, I need to send a research suggestion to the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

(It's a legit publication, or at least used to be! Honest.)
 

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IIRC, so did Leo C. Perhaps one and the same person.

In my home toolkit, I have a very large and very heavy adjustable spanner named Big Dick.
By contrast the little dick who started this thread is just a tool and probably a spammer

As for 'my' Big Dick, its so heavy that it would probably kill if you were to hit someone over the head with it.
Far too heavy to use for it's intended purpose

You can still find these second hand online though the name later got changed to King Dick.
Don't hold me responsible for the results if you search for this online
 
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Frothingslosh

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Crap, you're right, that was Leo, not nfk.

The trolls are starting to blur together.

Or maybe it's the lack of sleep....
 

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I'm glad you guys are now spending some quality time speculating on the size of my penis. Mission accomplished, I suppose.
 

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If your mission in life is to get us to speculate on just how small you really are, then I guess congratulations ARE in order.
 

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