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Old 07-19-2019, 11:40 AM   #2971
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Re: What's your best/worst joke?

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Re: What's your best/worst joke?

With all the talk of moon landings got to thinking...what might it be like to have sex on the Moon? I mean the gravity is different.

For that matter what might it be like to have sex on Mars? Would that be different to the moon?

Then again how about sex on Uranus?
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Then again how about sex on Uranus?
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Re: What's your best/worst joke?

That one doesn't work because it's yoor-an-us, or perhaps more like yoor-in-us.

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