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Old 07-12-2017, 08:12 AM   #1
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This is a joke, right?

I'm speechless...

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/11/woman-...urine-6772222/

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Old 07-12-2017, 08:32 AM   #2
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Re: This is a joke, right?

Well... me too.

I wonder who pissed who off first?
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But we KNOW who pissed on last, don't we...?

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She was really pissed off...
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Re: This is a joke, right?

I wonder if that was all that was in the bucket? Due to the nature of filtration by kidneys, urine is actually sterile when freshly produced. If something else was in the bucket, or if it had been left out for a long time, all bets are off about sterility.

This is why it doesn't pay to piss off your woman. They don't shoot you. That's too quick. Instead, they do things to not only hurt you but insult you, too, and they like to prolong the agony.
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Re: This is a joke, right?

At least she tried to put him out!


Hmmm, so she's single now huh? <3
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...Hmmm, so she's single now huh? <3
Hardly...he told the authorities that it was HIS fault. Trailor-park-trash to the highest level of TrailorParkTivity....


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