KenHigg
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MARRIAGE - IT'S NOT FAIR
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for
me. Married 32 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,
32 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 20 year old. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 52 year old woman. It seems to
me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
20 year old blond to sleep with, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed, and not have anything nicer than a 10 inch black and
white TV.
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for
me. Married 32 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,
32 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 20 year old. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 52 year old woman. It seems to
me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
20 year old blond to sleep with, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed, and not have anything nicer than a 10 inch black and
white TV.
