Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they have braile on drive-thru Atms???
In intend to live forever – so far, so good.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
Only in America are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in...