Dumb Criminals

[MrsGorilla]

Wow, is this guy smart or what? He steals cash registers and then dumps them always in the same dumpster, on the same day of the week.

Brilliant

 

[Lister]

After a while you come to the point where you know that crims are not the brightest start in the night sky. The stories of crim stupidity are legion.

Criminals in the real world are not like those that we see on CSI or other such shows. Instead they are 95% of the time like those that you will see on COPS.

 

[statsman]

As a policeman friend of mine is fond of saying:

They are a failure at crime for the same reason they are a failure at the rest of their lives. They're stupid and they're lazy.