Funny stuff about Texas

[conception_native_0123]

Anyone got any good ones? I have just downloaded 17 billboard signs from a news web page that I can post up here. Here is one of them...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

If you are familiar with the Darwin Awards, you would know that Texas gun stores produce a large number of candidates via the 1st option in that sequence simultaneously with other folks exercising the 2nd option. I know of very few cases where #3 works in Texas.

 

[conception_native_0123]

I have no idea because I don't live there

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Texas and Louisiana are neighbors so we get some stories now and then.

 

[conception_native_0123]

Texas and Louisiana are neighbors so we get some stories now and then.

how does this one strike you?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[conception_native_0123]

Makes perfect sense to me.

are you trying to hint at the fact that you are the bartender here, and you are servicing people like me?

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Well, I'm certainly not the toilet.

 

[conception_native_0123]

Well, I'm certainly not the toilet.

you know what I was doing. here's another just for your enjoyment...

 

[conception_native_0123]

 

[conception_native_0123]

@The_Doc_Man are you still looking at this thread? I would think that Texans would have better humor than this one! ha ha.