Resting on my laurels

Isaac

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Just sharing my triumph after laboring 2 days over ~1600 lines of code, I finished a very complex sql report. It just about killed me, gave me migraines and spun my eyes in circles for a long time. 200+ output columns. Simply had to vent both my frustration and my sheer joy at having 'finished' it. I say 'finished' in quotes because it is only a matter of time before they come back and say "scratch all that, we changed our minds - we really want this", but unfortunately, that's the job :)
 
You know the worst part of resting on your laurels? Some ne'er-do-well will push you off that perch to use the laurels to get some bay leaves for cooking. Yes, sadly, it is the nature of the fickle beasts known collectively as "users" that they will ask "What have you done for me lately?" And they won't do it in Janet Jackson style.
 
I say 'finished' in quotes because it is only a matter of time before they come back and say "scratch all that, we changed our minds - we really want this", but unfortunately, that's the job
Are databases ever really finished? 😁 More like forever evolving.
 
When it comes to hidden flaws, I learned a long time ago that the biggest hidden flaw is to assume that the users actually know what they are doing and why. Maybe that means I'm cynical.
 
When it comes to hidden flaws, I learned a long time ago that the biggest hidden flaw is to assume that the users actually know what they are doing and why. Maybe that means I'm cynical.
Not at all. You are actually very correct to say: "the biggest hidden flaw is to assume that the users actually know what they are doing and why." I was attempting to make a humorous statement along those lines, but my eloquence eluded me. I have often suggested that the first thing to do after getting a program to work, is to find someone who can break it.
 
Not at all. You are actually very correct to say: "the biggest hidden flaw is to assume that the users actually know what they are doing and why." I was attempting to make a humorous statement along those lines, but my eloquence eluded me. I have often suggested that the first thing to do after getting a program to work, is to find someone who can break it.

Have you ever had one of "those" days where you suddenly get the giggles on a topic and can't stop?

One day maybe 35 years ago, I was in an office where we were in the midst of a new-product design that was a massive upgrade to our then-standard product. We were brainstorming on testing, and the topic of "end users as testers." The subject came up as to whether we could hire a tester, but then the discussion veered into left field when we started talking qualifications, including how we would advertise the position. In rapid succession the comments came....

"Lets run an ad: Help Wanted - Fool to test fool-proof programs."

"Yes, but what fool would apply for such a position?"

"Not only that, but what fool of a manager would HIRE such a total fool like that?"

"During the interview, how would we establish how big a fool we found?"

"If we offered a low-ball salary, do you think this fool would be big enough of a fool to take the job?"

"But then if the person was a true fool, the asking salary would be bigger than the company president's salary."

... It took us about fifteen minutes to recover from the giggle-fest we started. Never did decide on how to advertise for the position. In retrospect, I think we had just been a bit too tense, but it was a really good moment.
 
..............It just about killed me, gave me migraines and spun my eyes in circles for a long time
Ah, the migraines. Always a joy as the white zig zag lines tramp across your vision from right to left. Just when you can do without them.
Most people have no idea how long it can take to create software. The hours can indeed be cruel.
The good thing is that once it is done, you can sell it many times, with just more casual updates every now and again.
It's all good fun;)
 
as the white zig zag lines tramp across your vision from right to left
Happened to me once back in '98. No pain, but I couldn't clear my vision. Went to bed and everything was normal in the morning.

I had a mandatory physical (Navy) a few weeks later and I mentioned it to the Dr. He told me I had a migraine...I protested that there was no headache, so how could this be?
 
I get something similar, a small area of multi-colored blinking lights that over 15-30 minutes grows until I can't see it anymore. No pain or anything, but the eye doc said it was "ocular migraines".
 

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