Among the myriad of "dumb-blonde" jokes, one refers to the way you can tell that a blonde has been using your word processor...by the white-out smeared on the screen.
Among the myriad of "dumb-blonde" jokes, one refers to the way you can tell that a blonde has been using your word processor...by the white-out smeared on the screen.
That's very cynical of you Brian, our great and glorious leader (Zog the omnipotent) took personal charge of crime when the figures were going up. He came up with a simple and effective way of reducing the official figures, he told the Home Office to tell the Police not to answer the phone, it's worked a treat.
That's caused a real chuckle but is too true to be funny, I did ring Liverpool police the other day to thank them for something, I wont bother with the details, but I didn't get through