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I have used the calender found here: http://www.lebans.com/monthcalendar.htm It is very good. Also, does not use ActiveX at all.

The_doc_man: Sorry for the belated reply, but I was crunching on my problem.... Your pointer to the simplex optimization was very useful. As it turned out, my data didn't follow linear behavior, and was only accurate when the actual data selected to 'regress' was 'near' the predicted values...

The_Doc_Man: I should provide more detail: I do know how to do a one variable regression in access on a set of x,y data to get the best fit for c1 and b in the following (using a bit of code): y = c1 * x + b However, my data is actually of the form x1, x2, x3, y (i.e. three independant and...

The data is hourly readings over 10 years, so I've got 87000+ records at present, and the number will grow over time as more readings are captured. Excel has issues when you get past 64K rows/records. In addition, the rest of the application I am developing exists as an Access db.

I need to be able to perform a regression analysis on data in an access 2002 db for three independant and one dependent variables (i.e, the value X depends on three variables A, B, and C, and possibly the inter-relationships between A, B and C. Access seems to have no good native tools to do...

Create a form and put unbounded text boxes on the form to hold each of your parameter values (or add these parameter fields to an existing form). You can then reference the values on the form from one or more queries using the following syntax...

How many times do cow's mate a year? A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't...

... There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks...

... A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we...

.. It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife. "That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your chest," he said. "Why don't you...

. Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."...

... A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she...

... A blonde steps into an elevator, smiles at the man already on, and says," T-G-I-F." The man smiles and says," S-H-I-T." The blonde smiles back and replies," T-G-I-F." The man again smiles and says," S-H-I-T." The blonde looks confused. She answers the man, and says, "Thank goodness its...

Hayley, that sounded like a challenge... ... 80,000 women meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Women Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that women are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A woman gingerly works her way through...

19 THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME 50 YEARS TO LEARN By Dave Barry 1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would...

Stages of life STAGES OF LIFE THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancé is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away...

Golf Q: What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A: the PGA tour

The Code of Men! 1. Thou shall not rent the movie 'Chocolate' 2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. 4. When you are queried by a buddy's wife, girlfriend, mother...

Q.What do you call a woman with more than one brain cell A. pregnant

Men and Women dating Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a...