That's a good name for Crazy Sturgeon. The last remaining Scottish fishwife.
She's' often been likened to the little one in the Krankies. She's not unlike the terrible Calman woman, maybe her cousin?
Murrell was married to the fish lady for 20 years apparently, what a delight that must have been. I wonder who'll keep the camper van?
Ronnie O'Sullivan is a bit like Sturgeon. When either of them open their mouth all they do is complain.