Miss America

[Pauldohert]

Comes with its own brush too - genius.

 

[Kraj]

I was flipping through the channels Sunday night and came across the Miss America pageant thing... I couldn't believe a grown woman would get up and tap dance in front of millions of people as a talent thing... How embarrassing...

Ginger Rogers and Debbie Reynolds would like a word with you.

 

[KenHigg]

Ginger Rogers and Debbie Reynolds would like a word with you.

Sorry Ging... Sorry Deb....

 

[Kraj]

Fun fact: Debbie Reynolds learned to dance on the set of Singing in the Rain. Not only did she learn to dance on the fly, but she mananged to blend right in with a pair of the greatest dancers, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor.

Great quote from Singing in the Rain:
"Short people have long faces.
And long people have short faces.
Big people have little humor,
and little people have no humor at all."

 

[statsman]

Let's see:
Hair Stylist
Eyebrow Plucker
Dentist (capped/straightened teeth)
Cosmetic Surgeon (breasts, liposuction)
Clothing Designer
Makeup Artist

You too can look like a million, problem is it costs a million

 

[MrsGorilla]

Let's see:
Hair Stylist
Eyebrow Plucker
Dentist (capped/straightened teeth)
Cosmetic Surgeon (breasts, liposuction)
Clothing Designer
Makeup Artist

You too can look like a million, problem is it costs a million

You forgot Personal Trainer.

 

[Rich]

You forgot Personal Trainer.

and speech therapist

 

[Pauldohert]

You are assuming they look a million dollars - most of them are extremely plain looking - who must have spent a fortune to make themselves look a little freaky.

 

[Pauldohert]

http://missamerica.org/competition-info/state-contestants.asp?state=New%20Mexico

How does a girl with really white teeth help with the problem of identity theft?


agghhh!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

So watch the movie Miss Congeniality, where you will learn that it's not a beauty pageant, it's a scholarship contest.

 

[RickDB]

They are all so ugly. Sorry if its rude to say they are ugly - but they have entered a beauty contest!

Not just rude, probably more delusional.... But whatever you gotta say to feel better about yourself. I'm sure you're pullin' all kinds of 'dimes' huh playboy?

Stick to explaining to people how to normalize data, and don't be so concerned with calling beautiful women ugly. People that concern themselves with such things are typically complete losers. Not that I know that about you, although I'd be tempted to wager if I had but the two quoted posts here to judge by...

I'm a fan:
Missouri
Nevada
Arkansas
Colorado
Georgia
Idaho
Michigan

Simply looks like case of bad pictures for these and probably many more:
Washington
New York
Maryland
Maine
Virgin Islands

They are scary - the teeth really don't help.

This is funny, considering the source, and the stereotype... I'll take a girl who's visited a cosmetic dentist over one with a boobytrap mouth anyday. But hey, to each his own!

Is this more your speed:

???​

 

[Rich]

don't be so concerned with calling beautiful women ugly.

He didn't

 

[Pauldohert]

Wow what an attack for judging beauty contestents (exactly what they enter for). Chill out a bit. People that concern themselves with attacking others for having an opinion are typically complete losers (not that I know that about you - I wouldn't risk my money on a bet though , the odds won't be big enough to make it worthwhile) - anyway chill out big boy!

(Why have you listed the ones that don't look to good , but have a go at me for doing the same???)

If its a scholarship contest how come everyone has unnaturally white teeth - is that how the scholarship is awarded?




Anyone tell me how white teeth is involved in identity theft?

Is this more your speed:

Yeh Baby!

Christ!

 

[Pauldohert]

It seems in US beauty pagents Miss America is again whiter than white -

http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1244632-2,00.html




Is Miss America open to women (sorry I may have phrased that incorrectly judging by the story above) outside the US?

 

[statsman]

It seems that Miss America tested positive for cocaine use, is bi (made a pass at Miss Teen America), and is very sexually active in both directions.

 

[ColinEssex]

would anybody miss America? there'd certainly be less war for a start.

Col

 

[Pauldohert]

Is this Miss America or Miss USA - Miss USA made a pass at Miss Teen America? - can't blame her for that!

 

[Bodisathva]

It seems that Miss America tested positive for cocaine use, is bi (made a pass at Miss Teen America), and is very sexually active in both directions.

Now that's my kind of girl...

 

[Rich]

Is this Miss America or Miss USA - Miss USA made a pass at Miss Teen America? - can't blame her for that!

I could only stomach 5 seconds of the tearful thank god for a second chance speech. Give me a bucket

 

[Pauldohert]

Didn't bother with any sound!