The Silly Links Thread

[jon98548]

CROP DUSTING:
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

I personally endorse this one.

ESCAPEE:
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy..

Actually it's followed by a wave of laughter and a 1 - 10 scoring.

 

[jon98548]

It's not surprising you vote Bush.

Another pirated thread.

 

[jon98548]

Since FoFa brought it up

 

[Newman]

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

If you stink a lot and someone gets in after you dropped one down the drain, here's what to do:
Put the seat cover up and make sure that the other guy see it when you get out the stall. Then say something like "Got to need to pee urgently to come in here after that guy!"

 

[LaBelette]

Actually, I was being a smart-ass with the whole "VOTE BUSH" thing under my name. I was curious how long it would take before someone would say something about that? I don't plan to vote for Bush but I can't say I'm all that excited about the alternative either.

Election is not about voting for the best one, it's about voting for the "least worst".

 

[Kraj]

Films Re-enacted by Bunnies in 30 Seconds

 

[pozzy]

Election is not about voting for the best one, it's about voting for the "least worst".

Regardless of who you vote for you still end up with a Politician

 

[Rich]

Regardless of who you vote for you still end up with a Politician

That would depend on your definition of the word Politician

 

[pozzy]

That would depend on your definition of the word Politician

Take your pick

Entry: politician
Function: noun
Definition: office seeker
Synonyms: baby-kisser, boss, chieftain, congressman, flesh presser, glad-hander, grandstander, hack, handshaker, lawmaker, leader, legislator, office seeker, officeholder, orator, partisan, party member, pol, politico, public servant, speaker, statesman, warhorse, whistle-stopper
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.5)
Copyright © 2004 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

Entry: demagogue
Function: noun
Definition: inciter
Synonyms: agitator, fanatic, firebrand, fomenter, haranguer, hothead, incendiary, inciter, inflamer, instigator, politician, rabble-rouser, radical, rebel, revolutionary, troublemaker
Antonyms: pacifier, peacemaker
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.5)
Copyright © 2004 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

Entry: sycophant
Function: noun
Definition: caterer
Synonyms: adulator, apple polisher, back scratcher, backslapper, bootlick, bootlicker, brownie, brownnoser, crawler, cringer, doormat, fan, fawner, flatterer, flunky, footlicker, glad-hander, gofer, groupie, groveler, handshaker, hanger-on, lackey, lap-dog, lickspittle, minion, parasite, politician, puppet, slave, sniveler, spaniel, sponger, stooge, toadeater, toady, truckler, water boy, yes-man
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.5)
Copyright © 2004 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

 

[Rich]

Surely public servant is a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined

 

[KenHigg]

Too much time on his hands...

Ship .

 

[adaytay]

Not for the easily offended: Silly Molecules

Ad

 

[KenHigg]

Airplane mishaps

 

[LaBelette]

That would depend on your definition of the word Politician

Or you can vote for Bush and end up with a puppet

 

[Idjit]

This one is cute:

IM Fight

 

[NJudson]

This is kinda funny:

Dog Judo

 

[NJudson]

This is a great site. I love the "Trunk Monkey" video.

StupidVideos

 

[Leffe78]

Hahaha!

Great Njudson, you saved my morning!

"uhoh..incomming..."

 

[NJudson]

star wars kid

Not sure if this is the correct URL, but anyway you can google for star wars kid. Holy crap, I laughed so hard I was rolling. I was crying it was so funny. Can't believe this has been out on net for so long and I just now heard of it. Poor kid though if you read his story.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

This site has the "F" word in its title, so if you are easily offended DON'T CLICK I have posted it because it is relevant to this thread and to recent happenings on this site....