Mammoth on the Menu Soon!

Uncle Gizmo

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I predict that someone will resurrect a mammoth, similar to the Jurassic park story in the near future! Why? Because they apparently taste good!

 
"One Bronto Burger please, heavy on the fries!"
 
Here's one for you Jon:-

 
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The problem with really big animals is really big piles of droppings, and if the greenhouse gas guys go ga-ga over cow farts, what would they say about brontosaurus farts?
 
To be honest, my dear old dad would have been entranced by the idea. He used to love gnawing on a turkey neck. Can you imaging having an entire brontosaurus neck?
 
Here's one for you Jon:-

I made burgers at the weekend. I've only started doing this recently after seeing the video below. The guy has a great accent and is full of enthusiasm. No wonder it got nearly 5M views!

 
Looks like a double-decker burger with lots of cheese. My arteries are snapping shut even as I type this.... . . . . . <ghack>
 
I bought the American plastic cheese for the first time ever. On its own it takes so fake, but on the burger, it just goes!
 
Velveeta is another weird cheese that has a certain appeal. If you like macaroni and cheese but don't want the cheese to setup and get hard, use Velveeta. My Mom would use a half and half mixture of real cheddar and Velveeta, the result was a super creamy mac and cheese.

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Velveeta as the base for a chip dip can work too. Velveeta and chili as dip.
 

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