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You are also going to want the code in the "On Current" event if you want the field to be disabled when you open the form or navigate to a new record. To add the bits of code, open your form in design view, right-click on the little square in the upper left of the form design view, and select...

Alternative approach.... You could create a new table to contain all of the users' choices, and then join these choices against your data table in a query. You could even make this table store 'old reports criteria ' by adding some sort of 'batch number', so that the user need not reselect...

It is usually 'bad form' to try to make a single field do more than one thing. The employee number is probably not the best place to keep 2-state 'yes/no' information like "regular" or "excess commission". What are you going to do when ANOTHER company is added? Going through the tangled logic...

That should balance out the gender jokes for a bit...

Blonde in a snow storm: It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blond got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She...

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man one told me ...."

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg...

10 things men know about women: ------------------------------- 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: They have breasts

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget...

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the husband behind the wheel. The wife suddenly looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. She then says, "I don't...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing...

A young woman went shopping. She bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna, a small jar of mayo, a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When she came to the counter the man at the cashregister smiled at her and said; "Dear, You must be single." "Why, do You mean because I buy so...

Ten things you will NEVER hear a woman say... 10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6. Please don't throw...

In the query design grid, under your field for [returned], put 'False' (without the quotes), and under your field for [DateDue], put '<=Date()' (without the quotes) ON THE SAME LINE.

How to impress a woman: compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her...

Captains Red Shirt Centuries ago when the Seas were ruled by pirates, there was a certain captain. One day this captain was relaxing when the lookout burst into his quarters. "Captain, pirate ship off the port bow!" The captain then called for his first mate and said, "First mate, bring me my...

You might try checking the vBasic References of your project on the machine where your db works and comparing those to the machine on which you are having problems: Select one of your modules, go into design, and on the mainmenu, select Tools->References Just select any missing ones if there...

Stuck On An Island A rather inhibited programmer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the "craziest" thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a child's toy. Somehow the...

Nerd Season This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying: "Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him. "You smell kind of nerdy. What...

Equal Opportunity A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: HELP WANTED Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the...