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[AncientOne]

They're really getting at you, aren't they, Lush old boy.? That's because you're behaving in a puerile manner. But take no notice,I was the same when I was seven years old..

 

[Lushman]

Whoa

Wow, a really smart answer. But you were out by a couple of decades.

 

[Mile-O]

You are -13 years old?

 

[Lushman]

I could have predicted that. And you got it wrong anyway!
If I had been two decades younger I would be...
7
-20
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-13

Learn your maths!

 

[AncientOne]

Yup, he's got you there, Mile-O! We should have known better than to cross swords with an opponent of Lush's intellectual calibre....

 

[Hayley Baxter]

If you'd prefer me to be offensive and annoying again, then it's fine by me. And no one's making you read this thread.

No please don't do that, I want a nice peaceful day

 

[Lushman]

I am impervious to sarcasm AncientOne. Wasn't there supposed to be a soup made of you? Makes you sound like a tortoise!

 

[Rich]

I blame the government for changing its schools transportation policy. You're another idiot that missed the bus!

 

[Lushman]

Nah, the school was attacked by George Bush. He seized a protractor and a ruler and claimed we were terrorists. His explanation was that we had instruments of maths instruction! (An oldie but still good)

 

[Rich]

(An oldie but still good)

In whos eyes?

 

[Lushman]

Everyone's but yours, AncientOne's, Mile-O-Phile's, CollinEssex's, and DaveMere's.

 

[Lushman]

Everyone's but yours, AncientOne's, Mile-O-Phile's, CollinEssex's, and DaveMere's.

 

[Lushman]

Everyone's but yours, AncientOne's, Mile-O-Phile's, CollinEssex's, and DaveMere's.

 

[ColinEssex]

Everyone's but yours, AncientOne's, Mile-O-Phile's, CollinEssex's, and DaveMere's.

Don't start on me - and get my name right please

 

[Mile-O]

You should try the Ignore feature, guys - it works wonders!

 

[Lushman]

Ok fine. I meant to say PaddyIrishMan instead of you anyway.

 

[PaddyIrishMan]

Ok fine. I meant to say PaddyIrishMan instead of you anyway.

And I thought we were pals....

 

[Lushman]

You called me a Muppet! I don't even know what a Muppet is!

 

[PaddyIrishMan]

[Sarcasm] I'm Sorrrrry [/Sarcasm]
Can you feel the sincerity?

I don't even know what a Muppet is!

Look in the mirror.

 

[Lushman]

HOHO