Questions to God.

[ColinEssex]

Glad I'm an athiest and that I only shoot animals for food...

How positively prehistoric. Do you not have supermarkets and food shops where you live?

"What's for dinner dear?" - "Oh, I'll just go and shoot something then skin it and cook it - dinner will be ready in about two days"

Col

 

[Vassago]

How positively prehistoric. Do you not have supermarkets and food shops where you live?

"What's for dinner dear?" - "Oh, I'll just go and shoot something then skin it and cook it - dinner will be ready in about two days"

Col

I guess if you actually pick an apple off a tree to eat, not only are you prehistoric, but definitely not a sinner since no god ever existed to forbid it in the first place.

No food shops or supermarkets here, unless you count Wal-Mart. It's cheaper to buy the ammo and hunt for food yourself. We also barter our goods at small market streets, including salt-dried meats and hand-picked nuts and fruits. You have to be careful of the red berries with the spines, they are poisonous. After dinner, we all dance around a huge fire chanting for rain to feed our crops. Then we beat our many wives with clubs and drag them by their hair to our caves.

 

[pono1]

That's not quite right -- red berries with spines are often edible.

 

[Vassago]

That's not quite right -- red berries with spines are often edible.

Not the ones in our area. We use them for visions in moderation. Our village shaman is the only one able to eat them. Anyone else will die a horrible death, or so we're told.

Maybe the shaman is god...

 

[pono1]

Or maybe your shaman is a shamster... Be careful with the mushrooms, though...

 

[statsman]

You've got to believe in somthing.

I believe I'll have another drink.

 

[Ron_dK]

my fellow coolerites ?

coolplebs ?

Could you briefly describe your major strengths and weaknesses?

strength : keep the earth rotating
weakness : need glasses since a week or two

 

[ColinEssex]

After dinner, we all dance around a huge fire chanting for rain to feed our crops.

Nice to see you keep some tradition of the original inhabitants you wiped out because you wanted their land.

Col

 

[Vassago]

Nice to see you keep some tradition of the original inhabitants you wiped out because you wanted their land.

Col

Since you freely use the word "you" as if I or anyone else alive today were the ones who travelled here and slaughtered the original natives, shouldn't you actually refer to yourself and other Europeans? When the slaughter of the Native Americans started, the US didn't exist yet, it was done by the English, Spanish, and other Europeans, not "Americans".

For someone who preaches about facts (or conspiracy theories attacking the US), you sure are quick to assume that you know what ethnicity I actually belong to. For the record, I'm about 50% Native American, although my 2 grandparents (1 on each side) are from different "tribes", so I guess these traditions are actually partly my own.

 

[ColinEssex]

For the record, I'm about 50% Native American, although my 2 grandparents (1 on each side) are from different "tribes", so I guess these traditions are actually partly my own.

Gosh, you are rare then. I thought anyone with native American genes was either a down-and-out or herded into a reservation and told to stay put and not upset the white men.

BTW - does having 2 native grandparents make you 50%? What about your parents? Or were you raised by wolves or bears like any true red indian seemed to be.

Col

 

[pono1]

coolplebs ?

Coolerics?

 

[Thales750]

- what one question would you ask him/her"


Col

Would you end evil forever?

 

[Thales750]

By the way Col,

You've degenerated over the years.

Seek happiness my friend, our days are numbered, we are not as young as once.

 

[ColinEssex]

By the way Col,

You've degenerated over the years.

Seek happiness my friend, our days are numbered, we are not as young as once.

Degeneration is a by-product of getting older. The sooner they legalise euthanasia the better.

Col

 

[Brianwarnock]

Degeneration is a by-product of getting older. The sooner they legalise euthanasia the better.

Col

I think I've always been a bit of a degenerate, and as for dying at only 67 I hope I've got plenty of more years of annoying the kids ahead of me.

Brian

 

[Brianwarnock]

There have neen a number of good responses to the original question, couldn't find Col's tho'.
I think my reaction if God appeared would be "S%&t, do you mind if I go and change my trousers?"

Brian

 

[ColinEssex]

There have neen a number of good responses to the original question, couldn't find Col's tho'.
I think my reaction if God appeared would be "S%&t, do you mind if I go and change my trousers?"

Brian

There has been some good comments.

I have several I would like to ask but can't decide on a main one.

Like

"Why did you make teeth hurt so much when one gets tootache?"

"How did you get Mary pregnant and why did Joseph accept it as normal?"

"Why do good people get crippling diseases whilst killers / rapists seem to be in good health?"

"Why did you bother to make all this / us and are you pleased the way it turned out?"

"If the big flood (that Noah and family were in) was to rid the world of sin and badness - where did it go wrong?"

Col

 

[Brianwarnock]

I have several I would like to ask but can't decide on a main one.

Col

That Col is the real problem, which of the many to choose.

Why if you can make all of this is your communication so bad?

Which is the correct faith?

Why if you can control the elements do you allow innocent people (children) to suffer from them?

If you are a Loving Father why do you allow your children to suffer?

Why are we all guilty of original sin?

What is the point of hell, it just seems to be vindictive revenge as those who end up there never believed, and it offers no solace to those that suffered at the hands of evil?

etc

Brian

 

[dan-cat]

Can the majority of souls that you love being destined to eternal suffering be considered a success/victory over evil?

 

[Vassago]

Gosh, you are rare then. I thought anyone with native American genes was either a down-and-out or herded into a reservation and told to stay put and not upset the white men.

BTW - does having 2 native grandparents make you 50%? What about your parents? Or were you raised by wolves or bears like any true red indian seemed to be.

Col

Have no idea how the exact bloodline calculation would work out since certain percentages of DNA can come from either parent. I may have inherited less of the Native American genes.

I was raised by a combination of wolves and bears. I had the best of both worlds.