Questions to God.

[MrsGorilla]

Instead of throwing satan out of heaven why didn't you just melt his face?

I'm still chuckling over this.

 

[ColinEssex]

Have no idea how the exact bloodline calculation would work out since certain percentages of DNA can come from either parent. I may have inherited less of the Native American genes.

I was raised by a combination of wolves and bears. I had the best of both worlds.

How did that work then? Is it like the children are today getting passed around the family whilst the mothers care more about earning money and material things rather than their kids?

So there's no feathers in your hair? I thought red indians carried a tommohawk and worshipped a totem pole - no?

Do you speak like Tonto in the Lone Ranger? You know - say "heap" alot - like in "heap big trouble" - no?

Do you have a red indian name? Like "Big Jesse" or something?

You can't be a real one then.

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

Question to God.

"Are you really American? because Americans think you are".

Col

 

[Alc]

Question to God.

"Are you really American? because Americans think you are".

Col

Which is amusing, when everybody knows He's C of E.

 

[Thales750]

Question to God.

"Are you really American? because Americans think you are".

Col

No Col, we just know that like all people of the world that ask, we are blessed.

As are you.

 

[Rich]

Question to God.

"Are you really American? because Americans think you are".

Col

Nah Col., Americans just think they are God

 

[BeerSnob]

Nah Col., Americans just think they are God

I think too many Americans think the current President is god.

 

[Rich]

I think too many Americans think the current President is god.

We all hope at this minute that he can perform miracles

 

[BeerSnob]

We all hope at this minute that he can perform miracles

So far, no good.

 

[Rich]

So far, no good.

Early days yet, early days

 

[BeerSnob]

Early days yet, early days

One man's miracle is another man's debacle.

Glad someone still has hope, though.

 

[Rich]

Glad someone still has hope, though.

Without it we're all stuffed

 

[ColinEssex]

So far, no good.

He's got 8 years of incompetence and warmongering and corruption to clear up. Give him a chance.

Col

 

[ColinEssex]

Nah Col., Americans just think they are God

That's true enough, their geater-than-thou arrogant attitude is enough to turn anyones stomach.
That's why so many comics in the UK use the Americans as joke material - it always gets a good laugh and a standing ovation.

I'm not sure it's possible to go a night on UK TV without hearing a joke about the Yanks.

Col

 

[Vassago]

their geater-than-thou arrogant attitude is enough to turn anyones stomach.

You're American?

EDIT: You also may want to have a look at your spelling. I deduce you mean "greater".

 

[BeerSnob]

You're American?

Well played, sir.

 

[Rich]

You're American?

Hah, just educated

 

[ColinEssex]

You're American?

Not American nor red indian either - neither are you or you wouldn't be in a reasonably paid job.

EDIT: You also may want to have a look at your spelling. I deduce you mean "greater".

Fair play

Col

 

[Vassago]

or you wouldn't be in a reasonably paid job.
Col

Maybe I'm not.

 

[gemma-the-husky]

what happens when an irresistible force meets an immoveable object

its an inconceivable event


thats why its hard to conceive the right questions to ask god

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and with regard to the benny hill joke referred to to at the top. i think it was a short SF story by Eric Frank Russell?, many years before


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if there were no Benny Cemoli, .... a short story by Philip K Dick