Shootings in US schools

[Pauldohert]

So what you are telling me is I have to go without the protection that the approximate 25 million adults / or 20% of households in the US feel they need?

Thats not very hospitable! Its almost guaranteed hospitalised!

 

[ColinEssex]

I love the way the US uses the word "alien" instead of "foreign nationals" - makes you feel really wanted



Col

 

[Bodisathva]

Its almost guaranteed hospitalised!

Technically, without health insurance they'll not let you into the hospital anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it

I love the way the US uses the word "alien" instead of "foreign nationals" - makes you feel really wanted

hint, hint

 

[ColinEssex]

hint, hint

if anyone is daft enough to want to go there anyway

Things are a lot quieter on the forums without the full quota of US posters upsetting people

Col

 

[Bodisathva]

Things are a lot quieter on the forums without the full quota of US posters upsetting people

ba-dum-boom. He's here all week, two shows a day...don't forget to try the veal

 

[Alc]

Technically, without health insurance they'll not let you into the hospital anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it


hint, hint

Liked both of these.

 

[ColinEssex]

ba-dum-boom. He's here all week, two shows a day...don't forget to try the veal

who's here? what veal? you're talking in riddles

Col

 

[Rich]

Technically, without health insurance they'll not let you into the hospital anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it

What about his credit card?

 

[Bodisathva]

who's here? what veal? you're talking in riddles

I was attempting to liken your sense of humor to that of a Las Vegas lounge comedian... guess you don't get to Vegas enough to understand the inference, huh?

 

[Bodisathva]

What about his credit card?

You have credit cards in the UK?

 

[Rich]

You have credit cards in the UK?

Only for when we visit the US

 

[Pauldohert]

I don't have and never will have a credit card, or a gun - both are dangerous in the wrong hands.

 

[ColinEssex]

I was attempting to liken your sense of humor to that of a Las Vegas lounge comedian... guess you don't get to Vegas enough to understand the inference, huh?

If thats an example of Vegas humour then its hardly worth the trek across the Arizona desert.

Technically, without health insurance they'll not let you into the hospital anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it

What about his credit card?

That will be surgically removed prior to the commencement of any treatment in a US hospital.

Col

 

[Brianwarnock]

I don't have and never will have a credit card, .

and you are going to the States? How will you cope?

Brian

 

[Bodisathva]

I don't have and never will have a credit card, or a gun - both are dangerous in the wrong hands.

Good thing we'll be there to protect you...

 

[Alc]

I know it's not a new article, but I still found it amusing
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30622

 

[Pauldohert]

Good thing we'll be there to protect you...

How do I know if those with a gun are protecting me - or attackers. Do I just wait and see who goes down, and if everyone appears to go down, do I then check that it wasn't me that got shot.

 

[Bodisathva]

How do I know if those with a gun are protecting me - or attackers. Do I just wait and see who goes down, and if everyone goes appears to go down, do I then check that it wasn't me that got shot.

Well, you don't have a gun, so you can't protect yourself...

you don't have a credit card, so you can't bribe them...

...perhaps you could employ your razor-sharp wit and biting sarcasm?

 

[Newman]

"Getting A Gun In The USA, For Alien Dummies" says: Bring your toothbrush and attack someone you know that does not have a gun. (See chapter 2 to learn how to find, in forums, those who don't own guns) After the kill, take his papers and get yourself a really big gun using his identity. (See chapter 3 to learn how buying a small gun will reveal that you are an alien.)

 

[Pauldohert]

Well, you don't have a gun, so you can't protect yourself...

you don't have a credit card, so you can't bribe them...

...perhaps you could employ your razor-sharp wit and biting sarcasm?

Well they are dumb enough to have a gun and accept bribes by credit card - so you may be right!