The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities

[Tim Brewer]

Barry, Tim has enough problems with not being able to communicate with the living.

He's totally ignored advice to get more people reading his posts (make them shorter and lose the pics) but obviously communication on a basic level is alien to him. - Well, he is American, so I guess it sums up nicely what I've been saying all along.

Col

I do not want them to read my post, but see my face, as I explain how I am going to do it, while I do it!

What would it hurt to give people true hope based on their effort!

Do not believe, and feel you have a better option?

Please fill free to do yours, but if by chance, you are wrong, you can still do mine, but it just might take longer!

A lot of people have been trying your way, for a long time, and how good their results will be, will be determined by my idea, because it is based in side the best needle in any hay stack, and that is education, and communication.

We have a chance right now, to do something that has never been tried correctly before, and we can do it for free!

How operational simple is it?

I will be back!

 

[BarryMK]

Barry, Tim has enough problems with not being able to communicate with the living.
Col

I take your point.

He's totally ignored advice to get more people reading his posts (make them shorter and lose the pics)
Col

I'm surprised the administrators aren't concerned about the bandwidth all the stupid photos take up.

Well, he is American, so I guess it sums up nicely what I've been saying all along.
Col

To be fair his posts are polite, which I find to be a general American trait, even if they are 99.9999% gibberish.

 

[BarryMK]

I do not want them to read my post, but see my face, as I explain how I am going to do it, while I do it.

What would it hurt?

Mmm - why don't you just toddle off and do it then - or are words easier than actions?

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Do not believe, and feel you have a better option?

It IS possible for someone to think you are wrong, and to believe that there is NO better 'option' - no option at all.

We have a chance right now, to do something that has never been tried correctly before, and we can do it for free!

Just do it then - stop talking about it, go ahead and do it - what's stopping you?

 

[BarryMK]

Just do it then - stop talking about it, go ahead and do it - what's stopping you?

Got it! He needs us to all join hands. (Sorry about the split infinitive)

 

[stevehooley]

Hi everyone,

I have been following this quite unique thread for a while (probably for too long in truth) and i would just like to comment on the following quote from Mike.G:

Even assuming I had a method to send pictures instantly to the fire service, it would be far less effective to show them a photograph of a fire, especially if I just accompanied it with the words "What do you think of this option?".

The idea of sending that to the fire service had me in stitches. Bordering on comic genius...

Cheers,
Steve

 

[DevastatioN]

Alright! You got us sold now I think Tim, and I now see clearly why you're posting on these forums and what you need from us... you need an Access Database Built!!!

Ok so let's start from the very beginning... you're gonna need a table to store ghost information, such as a unique ghost ID, location of ghost, era when they died, how they died, how much haunting they do per week, if they can fly, if they can change color, etc.

You'll then need an incidents table, so you can pickup each time a certain ghost has appeared and made an "incident", and taking in such information as his message, what lights were blinking, any potential morse code, etc.

I guess we'll have to go a bit further and give you an editable drop down list of machines you could potentially use, we'll store that in a backend table that has the Machine name, how you use it, what you think the machine does, what the machine actually does.

We'll have to make a unique login system, for future expansion. This way once your research takes off, each afterlife orb will have his own login and password, and be able to write messages using the Braingate or other scanning device. Built in afterwards needs to be a functionality to contact other afterlife orbs in the database, but also a possibility to send e-mails directly as a "last goodbye" to loved ones. They may also like to be able to send e-mails to government officials, to guide them in the right direction, since they know some of the future perhaps.

VBA code will be written to check these messages first however, as no military or war information should be passed from dead to living, this would most likely be declared as a war crime.

I'm not exactly sure what reports you'd want to get out of this, maybe we'll build some queries and charts that can be filtered to see when the most incidents have happened etc.

Anyhow, I'll try and send you a contract so I can begin work immediately. My hourly rate is $30/hr CAD, but I'll drop that down to $26/hr since you're an Access Forums member. You will have to supply the server for the frontend/backend however. I would also like safeguards put into place that if something should happen, I will be able to complete this project as an orb, and payment be made to my family instead of directly to me.

 

[DevastatioN]

I have the AE (Afterlife Edition) which does have to ability to manage such links, as shown in my attached screenshot.

 

[DevastatioN]

Unfortunately Microsoft neglected this feature, maybe Access 2007 AE has it however. We'll have to write some VBA code behind the scenes much like checking the textfields.

'If the sentence is shorter than 30 characters, and contains a comma, then remove the comma.
If InStr(fullText, ".") <= 30 Then
If InStr(fullText, ",") < InStr(fullText, ".") Then
'Remove the comma and replace with a space
fullText = Left(fullText, InStr(fullText, ",") - 1) & " " & Right(fullText, Len(fullText) - InStr(fullText, ","))
End If
End If

 

[DevastatioN]

Oh yes, great idea, and one more thing...

If InStr(fullText, "<image>") > 0 then
fullText = Left(fullText, InStr(fullText, "<image>")) & "<Image Removed>" & Right(fullText, Len(fullText) - InStr(fullText, "</image>") + 8)
End If

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

What field type should I use to store ghosts?

 

[Rich]

I have the AE (Afterlife Edition) which does have to ability to manage such links, as shown in my attached screenshot.

But how will you manage the huge bloat caused by all the images he'll send you?

 

[BarryMK]

What field type should I use to store ghosts?

Don't know but on your form you could make them visible= false

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Don't know but on your form you could make them visible= false

Or Style=Transparent.

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Option Compare Database
Option Explicit
Option Option
Option

 

[Tim Brewer]

Mmm - why don't you just toddle off and do it then - or are words easier than actions?

Good question Barry,

Words are always easier than action,

unless you are actually having an near death out of body experience.

There is no way to stop one, if it happens to you!

Your internal thoughts, the same internal thoughts that keep all of us out of pain, and into pleasure. Must Believe this is the best option, other than talk!

"One in ten people has an unexpected out-of-body experience at some time in their lives."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out-of-body_experience

Math Time!

One out of ten people is 10%

10% of six and a half billion people is 650 million people!

Happens everyday!

How cheap is my talk?

One of the worlds greatest inventors Thomas A. Edison, did not think it was cheap, when he public-ally spoke about it!

I'm sorry that I do not have the credentials of a Thomas A. Edison, but I do believe, I actually bring more to this option than he did.

Why, because I have more time to focus on this option, with out all the other distractions, that Edison had going on in his life, during that time.

He did not have a machine like Brain Gate, to work with, during his time, as a human.

He did not have a good company like Access World Forum to help him.

Not to mention, he does not have a lot of tools to work with right now, with out our help!

What will it take to get this game going in the right direction?

One phone call,

from one person in a position of power, just like a Thomas A. Edison.

What type of phone call, or email is needed?

The average phone call, or average email, and there is no images added!

Example:

Do you know anybody personally, in a position of power. Who might have some time on their hands, and has that type of status, like a Thomas A. Edison?

(I do not care what you say. Bill Gates is a lot like me. He just has too much money, and reputation, to play out in the gravel driveway with me!)


Example: Phone call, or email script, for making this free option happen!

"I was just wondering if I could send a Forum Representative, for our company. To ask your Brain Gate patients a few questions.

It should only take about an hour tops, and he will bring pizza, and drinks for everybody!

If you have any questions, or comments, please let me know!

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Did you ever want to know what happens to all of my images, or where I have already placed Bill with his free Afterlife network option?

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=Braingate location&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
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Why should Bill Gates try this option?

He can write in his will, to roll all his money over into Pay Pal!

Others say, you can not take it with you!

That sounds like a spread the wealth around, President Obama plan, not a Bill Gates plan!

I also understand that Bill Gates is a very good person, when it comes to giving, and can you think of a better way of giving, than this?

Paradigm hope, is not gibberish, never has been. Unless you have not taken the time to understand this option better!

I know if I was Bill, and my hard working employees came to me, and all I have to do, was make one phone call.

I would do it!

Ex specially, if they are helping me to save, as much money, as Bill Gates has!

What is the down side, for informing Bill?

What would it hurt?

Please fill free to inform me how I can get in touch with him, and if he does not like the idea, I will take all responsibility for that, but if he saids he likes the idea. I will tell him, it was your idea to inform him, because you care enough, to send the very best!

Side bar:

At the moment of truth, with this free option.

It will happen quicker, than you could walk from one end, to the other, of Bill Gates limo!

What would that hurt?

Every thought, is a helping thought, and this is your time to show Bill, and everybody else, how much you care!

What do you have to do to make this happen?

Just inform Bill Gates about my option, and let him decide, if it is worth his time or not!

_________________________________

How could all this impact your world?

"So, what did you do at work today, Sugar Plum?"

Saved Bill Gates money, saved the world, and help assure our love forever!

"Sounds like you had a good day today stud Muffin, "I'm so proud of you!"

It's funny, but some of my fellow employees at work, just blew off this free idea concept, like it was nothing!

I wonder what they my get in their next bonus?

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Like a dog returning to its vomit.

 

[brickelldb]

im so confused

 

[DevastatioN]

You actually technically did your math wrong.

One in ten people, have an out of body experience during their life. Technically you are right that if the current planet has 6.5 billion people, we would see 650 million OBE's during the entire lifespan of that 6.5 billion, which is roughly 650 million in 100 years. Most of which most likely happen just before the person dies, and never has a chance to really tell anyone afterwards (and this is an estimate).

The true meaning of that statistic really can be said to be "if you take every living human being, from the time humans were first created, until no humans are left, and then take 10% of that number, you will have the total number of OBE's by humans."

So pretty much yes, before everyone of those 6.5 billion people die, 650 million of them will experience ONE OBE at SOME POINT before they die.

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Tim, do you understand who we are?

We don't work for Access World Forums
I'm guessing none of us actually have contacts with Bill Gates or anyone else you might want to present your idea to.

In short, you're in a better position to promote your idea directly to people of influence, yourself. Why do you keep asking other people to do it for you?