BarryMK
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Good question Barry,
Words are always easier than action,
Holds head in hands, sobbing. "I wish I hadn't asked"
Good question Barry,
Words are always easier than action,
You actually technically did your math wrong.
One in ten people, have an out of body experience during their life. Technically you are right that if the current planet has 6.5 billion people, we would see 650 million OBE's during the entire lifespan of that 6.5 billion, which is roughly 650 million in 100 years. Most of which most likely happen just before the person dies, and never has a chance to really tell anyone afterwards (and this is an estimate).
The true meaning of that statistic really can be said to be "if you take every living human being, from the time humans were first created, until no humans are left, and then take 10% of that number, you will have the total number of OBE's by humans."
So pretty much yes, before everyone of those 6.5 billion people die, 650 million of them will experience ONE OBE at SOME POINT before they die.
Tim, do you understand who we are?
We don't work for Access World Forums
I'm guessing none of us actually have contacts with Bill Gates or anyone else you might want to present your idea to.
In short, you're in a better position to promote your idea directly to people of influence, yourself. Why do you keep asking other people to do it for you?
im so confused
Holds head in hands, sobbing. "I wish I hadn't asked"
Holds head in hands, sobbing. "I wish I hadn't asked"
Perhaps so they understand the request?
[Think I'm getting the hang of this, let's give it a go]
Am I, to the incorrect?
How, much to be, is?
Even, if all I say is, nonsense, that doesn't, mean it isn't sense.
What, am I wrong, if so, other will wish.
It, takes only, one for, the view to be world wide.
On average, 360,000,000 every, day.
Invisible wall, etc, etc.
Alright! You got us sold now I think Tim, and I now see clearly why you're posting on these forums and what you need from us... you need an Access Database Built!!!
Ok so let's start from the very beginning... you're gonna need a table to store ghost information, such as a unique ghost ID, location of ghost, era when they died, how they died, how much haunting they do per week, if they can fly, if they can change color, etc.
You'll then need an incidents table, so you can pickup each time a certain ghost has appeared and made an "incident", and taking in such information as his message, what lights were blinking, any potential morse code, etc.
I guess we'll have to go a bit further and give you an editable drop down list of machines you could potentially use, we'll store that in a backend table that has the Machine name, how you use it, what you think the machine does, what the machine actually does.
We'll have to make a unique login system, for future expansion. This way once your research takes off, each afterlife orb will have his own login and password, and be able to write messages using the Braingate or other scanning device. Built in afterwards needs to be a functionality to contact other afterlife orbs in the database, but also a possibility to send e-mails directly as a "last goodbye" to loved ones. They may also like to be able to send e-mails to government officials, to guide them in the right direction, since they know some of the future perhaps.
VBA code will be written to check these messages first however, as no military or war information should be passed from dead to living, this would most likely be declared as a war crime.
I'm not exactly sure what reports you'd want to get out of this, maybe we'll build some queries and charts that can be filtered to see when the most incidents have happened etc.
Anyhow, I'll try and send you a contract so I can begin work immediately. My hourly rate is $30/hr CAD, but I'll drop that down to $26/hr since you're an Access Forums member. You will have to supply the server for the frontend/backend however. I would also like safeguards put into place that if something should happen, I will be able to complete this project as an orb, and payment be made to my family instead of directly to me.
Unfortunately Microsoft neglected this feature, maybe Access 2007 AE has it however. We'll have to write some VBA code behind the scenes much like checking the textfields.
'If the sentence is shorter than 30 characters, and contains a comma, then remove the comma.
If InStr(fullText, ".") <= 30 Then
If InStr(fullText, ",") < InStr(fullText, ".") Then
'Remove the comma and replace with a space
fullText = Left(fullText, InStr(fullText, ",") - 1) & " " & Right(fullText, Len(fullText) - InStr(fullText, ","))
End If
End If
Good question Mike,
Before I answer your question, please answer mine.
If by chance, you got stuck in an elevator with Bill Gates.
[pointless images snipped - I know who Bill Gates is]
How long would it take you, to bring up my free idea concept, and why?
BarryMK Rocks!
It was taken when I was experimenting with my sexuality and I'm over all that now.
Which one came out on top?
I wouldn't talk to him about it at all, unless the subject of Internet nutcases arose naturally and I needed an example.
I wonder if President Obama felt that good, after making fun of the Special Olympics!
I wouldn't bring up your idea, because I don't believe in it - I don't believe it will do what you want - I don't believe it's possible to do what you want.
Just because you do not believe in this option, does not mean I am a nut case, or that Bill Gates would not be interested as well!
You assume wrong grasshopper!
I'd talk about something else. Anything else. Everything else.
They say that everybody can be replace, but why do you have your heart set on being the one to imitate President Obama, and make fun of people?
That's why the responsibility is yours - it's your idea - you promote it to the people you think matter. Your idea.
I thought you matter Mike!
You are right Mike, I do take responsibility for this free idea concept option.
I do take responsibility, for informing everybody about this idea, if they believe it, at this time, or not!
Why, because I have nothing to hide!
Part of my idea, is the fact, that I can be replaced!
Believe it or not, but this option is Big!
I can not do it all by my self, or at any time, in my idea, did I ever plan on doing it myself!
There is space in my idea, for everybody!
I totally understand Mike, that there is space for everybody, with his option as well.
Dead space!
Your responsibility. Your success or, more probably, failure.
It would of been my responsibility, if I was the one in the elevator, but that was not the scenario. It was you, and you were a Representative, for this option at that time.
If you took your time, you could of listed a lot of different ways, you could of brought up this option, in conversation, but you would rather flight on this option?
You act, as though I am the only one, who wants this option to work!
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Now let's say, that I was the one in the elevator.
Maybe it would go like this, if I thought like some of you!
I'm sorry about this elevator Mr.Gates, can I call you Bill?
Anyway, my lap top had just enough power, before it shutdown, for me to send a text message to a guy I know on the Internet name Mike, and i told him i was stuck in an elevator with you, and his response to our dilemma, did not sound to promising, to say the least!
He seams to be an all or nothing, type of thinker!
He seams to see the negative in everything, or a, what is in it for me attitude!
Every idea I ever have Bill, I include a section for cross training!
I understand, that people do not like change. I see it everyday, but that does not make it right!
You are either moving forward, or you are going back. there is no happy middle!
There is a happy forward!
There is a denial, of excuses, when going back wards!
Next!
Anybody else, want to interact, about informing Bill Gates in an elevator, about this option?
This is water cooler tme!
Fun time!
A purpose time!
What is wrong with going down my yellow brick road of option, if you do not believe it to begin with, but you keep coming back for more?
and to think, you called me crazy!
My goal is to get it, or not get it, regardless what it is, and as i do this, bring you along as well, because it saves time, as we all get some hands on thought training!
What is your sensor, to communicate with me?
A keyboard, mouse, cell phone, or something like that.
As humans, we do not communicate, by sticking are finger in a light socket!
That would hurt our human body.
What about our inner thoughts?
What if you were an out of body orb, and you decided to play with a light socket, like it was a different type of sensor. Do you get stuck in the loop of that harnessed electricity, lost for ever in electric dark cabling?
These are the type of questions we should be asking. Not the, I can't believe it is not butter, ones!
There was this show I saw once, about this Rev. out of Cincinnati, Ohio, who was on vacation over seas, when he experienced a near death experience, and he felt that these little things were biting on him or something.
Could this be possible?
Yes!
We do not know the quick sands of afterlife, because we have never taken the time to explore it, like we are doing now.
Some question my experiment, and I would not want it any other way.
I do not want you to agree with me, just to be agreeing with me, regardless what I do, because that will only make us both better, if it is done in a positive way, but to cop out, like you have something better, or you hold the truth, to an option that has never been tried, other than the way, I did it in my basement, and some other field trips!
There is a big difference between what you can comprehend about this option, and what we can do with the concept!
Regardless how many times to inform me or others, that you do not believe this option is not possible, is no better, that what I offer, except I also offer a free option, to see if I am right!
Like it or not, but my free idea concept option theory , does not prove at anytime, that afterlife communication is not possible!
Why can i made this claim?
I had a real near death out of body experience!
I was inside an orb!
Please take a moment, and think about that!
I experienced life out side of my human body.
I analyzed the situation, you are guessing!
My grammar sucks, you are still guessing, about my option, and what i know, and what I do not know!
My parents informed me a couple of years ago, that I passed out as a child, the first week I was born!
How they figured that out, is beyond me!
________________________________________________________________________________________
Some animals sees things, that you could not imagine, and that goes with their afterlife as well, but for us, it is rather simple.
Afterlife have the power, but they need the conditions to be right, with that power of friction, and how we decide to measure it.
I am wanting to measure it, just like we do with neurons, but on an Orb scale, basing it on afterlife internal thought going outward as well, based on a plan of information, training, timing, and a positive moral, on both sides of this option!
I am so tired of watching Ghost shows, where they try and talk to an Orb, that can not talk, or hear, and then the Orb gets upset, and starts making noise, because they have no good way, like my idea, to do it any other way!
It must really get frustrating to be an afterlife Orb, and you have no options, because some refuse, to entertain the option.
My free idea is the state of the art, when it comes to science, because Brain Gate just came out in 2005!
It's new, it's exciting, and we can use it's services for free!
What would it hurt?
I heard President Obama, was on the Internet today, answering questions.
Too bad, he did not get a chance to answer my elevator question, with Bill Gates!
Am I too handicap for him?
How do you control people who can leave their body?
Brain Gate, and the software that goes with it!
!!!!!Warning!!!!!
Do not be surprise, if my option works better than expected, regardless how long i ramble on!
Our internal energy thoughts, cocoons us inside an Orb, that transports us through neutral static electricity, magnetic field, environments with ease.
Your worst enemy, in this situation, will be you!
Do not let that happen!
Take control of the situation, with a good plan?
What plan should that be Tim?
Nothing, until we try my free idea concept!
Some say, that every thought you have, is a religious one!
It that is the case!
Who is right?
Mike, or I?
Today on the Rush Limbaugh show, is open mike day. Call in with any questions you have.
Please fill free to inform him about this option.
I wonder how many people it would take, to get through to his show?
Example:
Yes, Rush, there is this guy name Tim, who might be crazy, who actually believes, that it might be possible to communicate with afterlife, in a way, that can be measured.
Could you do me a favor, and do a show with him one day, or give us a special number, where he can call in, because as much this Tim has a passion, for this option, he will never call in on his own, unless he is asked, to do that!
I guess the nut, thinks he has earned it or something.
Now, he would claim that the afterlife earned it, but what do I know, i just make the story line up, as filler, until this option has it's fifteen minutes of fame!
What would that hurt?
Let's do it, and move on!
Except the fact, that you do think I am crazy, or you do like your other option better, I still say, what would it hurt to give others this option?
Who are these others?
People like me, who believe in this option like me, but are willing to be a silent partner, only revealing their self, after the option works!
Dear Mike, if we place both our ideas, of what happens, after we die, on a table, and examine it, just for a couple of seconds. we would see a pattern, and here is what we will see.
Your idea. you die, it is over, done deal, all she wrote, nothing, from nothing, is nothing. Now that idea is all good and everything, but the over head for your option, is quite simple, easy, low maintenance, and easy to remember.
You could be quite right with your idea, except for one thing. If my idea works!
Now on this same table, is my idea.
Easy to do, safe to do, free to do, more deals, something to work with, low over head as well, low maintenance as well, and easy to get started!
There is an upside, or down side, to both are ideas, except we do not know right now, with out trying my plan, what idea might actually be happening, if not both.
I wouldn't talk to him about it at all, unless the subject of Internet nutcases arose naturally and I needed an example.
It would of been my responsibility, if I was the one in the elevator, but that was not the scenario. It was you, and you were a Representative, for this option at that time.
If you took your time, you could of listed a lot of different ways, you could of brought up this option, in conversation, but you would rather flight on this option?
You act, as though I am the only one, who wants this option to work!
__________________________________________________________
Now let's say, that I was the one in the elevator.
Maybe it would go like this, if I thought like some of you!
I'm sorry about this elevator Mr.Gates, can I call you Bill?
Anyway, my lap top had just enough power, before it shutdown, for me to send a text message to a guy I know on the Internet name Mike, and i told him i was stuck in an elevator with you, and his response to our dilemma, did not sound to promising, to say the least!
He seams to be an all or nothing, type of thinker!
He seams to see the negative in everything, or a, what is in it for me attitude!
Every idea I ever have Bill, I include a section for cross training!
I understand, that people do not like change. I see it everyday, but that does not make it right!
You are either moving forward, or you are going back. there is no happy middle!
There is a happy forward!
There is a denial, of excuses, when going back wards!
Next!
Anybody else, want to interact, about informing Bill Gates in an elevator, about this option?
This is water cooler tme!
Fun time!
A purpose time!
What is wrong with going down my yellow brick road of option, if you do not believe it to begin with, but you keep coming back for more?
and to think, you called me crazy!
My goal is to get it, or not get it, regardless what it is, and as i do this, bring you along as well, because it saves time, as we all get some hands on thought training!
What is your sensor, to communicate with me?
A keyboard, mouse, cell phone, or something like that.
As humans, we do not communicate, by sticking are finger in a light socket!
That would hurt our human body.
What about our inner thoughts?
What if you were an out of body orb, and you decided to play with a light socket, like it was a different type of sensor. Do you get stuck in the loop of that harnessed electricity, lost for ever in electric dark cabling?
These are the type of questions we should be asking. Not the, I can't believe it is not butter, ones!
There was this show I saw once, about this Rev. out of Cincinnati, Ohio, who was on vacation over seas, when he experienced a near death experience, and he felt that these little things were biting on him or something.
Could this be possible?
Yes!
We do not know the quick sands of afterlife, because we have never taken the time to explore it, like we are doing now.
Some question my experiment, and I would not want it any other way.
I do not want you to agree with me, just to be agreeing with me, regardless what I do, because that will only make us both better, if it is done in a positive way, but to cop out, like you have something better, or you hold the truth, to an option that has never been tried, other than the way, I did it in my basement, and some other field trips!
There is a big difference between what you can comprehend about this option, and what we can do with the concept!
Regardless how many times to inform me or others, that you do not believe this option is not possible, is no better, that what I offer, except I also offer a free option, to see if I am right!
Like it or not, but my free idea concept option theory , does not prove at anytime, that afterlife communication is not possible!
Why can i made this claim?
I had a real near death out of body experience!
I was inside an orb!
Please take a moment, and think about that!
I experienced life out side of my human body.
I analyzed the situation, you are guessing!
My grammar sucks, you are still guessing, about my option, and what i know, and what I do not know!
My parents informed me a couple of years ago, that I passed out as a child, the first week I was born!
How they figured that out, is beyond me!
________________________________________________________________________________________
Some animals sees things, that you could not imagine, and that goes with their afterlife as well, but for us, it is rather simple.
Afterlife have the power, but they need the conditions to be right, with that power of friction, and how we decide to measure it.
I am wanting to measure it, just like we do with neurons, but on an Orb scale, basing it on afterlife internal thought going outward as well, based on a plan of information, training, timing, and a positive moral, on both sides of this option!
I am so tired of watching Ghost shows, where they try and talk to an Orb, that can not talk, or hear, and then the Orb gets upset, and starts making noise, because they have no good way, like my idea, to do it any other way!
It must really get frustrating to be an afterlife Orb, and you have no options, because some refuse, to entertain the option.
My free idea is the state of the art, when it comes to science, because Brain Gate just came out in 2005!
It's new, it's exciting, and we can use it's services for free!
What would it hurt?
I heard President Obama, was on the Internet today, answering questions.
Too bad, he did not get a chance to answer my elevator question, with Bill Gates!
Am I too handicap for him?
How do you control people who can leave their body?
Brain Gate, and the software that goes with it!
!!!!!Warning!!!!!
Do not be surprise, if my option works better than expected, regardless how long i ramble on!
Our internal energy thoughts, cocoons us inside an Orb, that transports us through neutral static electricity, magnetic field, environments with ease.
Your worst enemy, in this situation, will be you!
Do not let that happen!
Take control of the situation, with a good plan?
What plan should that be Tim?
Nothing, until we try my free idea concept!
Some say, that every thought you have, is a religious one!
It that is the case!
Who is right?
Mike, or I?
Today on the Rush Limbaugh show, is open mike day. Call in with any questions you have.
Please fill free to inform him about this option.
I wonder how many people it would take, to get through to his show?
Example:
Yes, Rush, there is this guy name Tim, who might be crazy, who actually believes, that it might be possible to communicate with afterlife, in a way, that can be measured.
Could you do me a favor, and do a show with him one day, or give us a special number, where he can call in, because as much this Tim has a passion, for this option, he will never call in on his own, unless he is asked, to do that!
I guess the nut, thinks he has earned it or something.
Now, he would claim that the afterlife earned it, but what do I know, i just make the story line up, as filler, until this option has it's fifteen minutes of fame!
What would that hurt?
Let's do it, and move on!
Except the fact, that you do think I am crazy, or you do like your other option better, I still say, what would it hurt to give others this option?
Who are these others?
People like me, who believe in this option like me, but are willing to be a silent partner, only revealing their self, after the option works!
Dear Mike, if we place both our ideas, of what happens, after we die, on a table, and examine it, just for a couple of seconds. we would see a pattern, and here is what we will see.
Your idea. you die, it is over, done deal, all she wrote, nothing, from nothing, is nothing. Now that idea is all good and everything, but the over head for your option, is quite simple, easy, low maintenance, and easy to remember.
You could be quite right with your idea, except for one thing. If my idea works!
Now on this same table, is my idea.
Easy to do, safe to do, free to do, more deals, something to work with, low over head as well, low maintenance as well, and easy to get started!
There is an upside, or down side, to both are ideas, except we do not know right now, with out trying my plan, what idea might actually be happening, if not both.
Sorry I wasn't concentrating - could you repeat that?
I just wanted to clarify something here - you're quite right; my lack of belief in your idea doesn't make you a nutcase.Just because you do not believe in this option, does not mean I am a nut case, or that Bill Gates would not be interested as well!I wouldn't talk to him about it at all, unless the subject of Internet nutcases arose naturally and I needed an example.
You assume wrong grasshopper!
This is like the lunatic's version of Pascal's Wager. Let me just point out that there is no 'my idea'. In all your rambling, you seem to have failed to notice that I haven't proposed any competing theory. All I've said is that I think yours is wrong.Dear Mike, if we place both our ideas, of what happens, after we die, on a table, and examine it, just for a couple of seconds. we would see a pattern, and here is what we will see.
Your idea. you die, it is over, done deal, all she wrote, nothing, from nothing, is nothing. Now that idea is all good and everything, but the over head for your option, is quite simple, easy, low maintenance, and easy to remember.
You could be quite right with your idea, except for one thing. If my idea works!