What's your best/worst joke? (3 Viewers)

[Cotswold]

I rang Boots up the other day and after the number options it said "If you want marijuana, press the hash key"

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Patch up your relationship...

 

[Mark_]

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who CAN read binary and those who can't!

 

[DickyP]

Similar to:

There are three types of mathematicians in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I had to post this it's so funny!

I wonder which political party she belongs to?

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]