What's your best/worst joke? (1 Viewer)

[NauticalGent]

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[CJ_London]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Reminds me:- "the last one out was a duck"

https://twitter.com/x/status/1852013540099375328

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

A piano player is a?

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

CyberPantyDropper!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1852823197978407029

 

[KitaYama]

 

[Isaac]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

What do you call a woman who has transitioned into a man having sex with a man who has transitioned into a woman?

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Transaction

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Uncle G, you reminded me of a limerick.

A lesbian lass from Khartoum
brought a gay young lad to her room.
Their terrible fight
lasted all night
about who would do what to whom.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Stephen king is writing a prequel to "IT"

It's called "SH"

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Oh, I get it... he is writing the story of Sam Houston State University including the time before their current name when they were an Institute of Technology.

 

[Cotswold]

Do you ever find that when you’re half way through eating a horse, you stop and think to yourself......"I’m not as hungry as I thought I was?'

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

when you’re half way through eating a horse, you stop

Yes, it usually depends on which piece I'm going to eat next!

 

[Dick7Access]

Easy for you guys to say. I am in so many cities, so many restaurants, so few meals. tough, job but somebody's got to do it.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Next time you are in our neck of the woods, Dick, if we have a few days' notice, my wife can whip up a pot of real Cajun jambalaya for lunch. And she makes a really good jambalaya. The extra notice is because it is best created overnight in a crock pot.

For those who don't know, jambalaya is a rice-and-meat dish which usually includes sausage, diced ham, shredded chicken, and other things depending on "pot luck from the freezer". Not particularly spicy unless the sausage brings something extra to the table. VERY filling. Add a salad or a side veggie and it is a pretty nutritious and satisfying meal.

 

[Dick7Access]

Next time you are in our neck of the woods, Dick, if we have a few days' notice, my wife can whip up a pot of real Cajun jambalaya for lunch. And she makes a really good jambalaya. The extra notice is because it is best created overnight in a crock pot.

For those who don't know, jambalaya is a rice-and-meat dish which usually includes sausage, diced ham, shredded chicken, and other things depending on "pot luck from the freezer". Not particularly spicy unless the sausage brings something extra to the table. VERY filling. Add a salad or a side veggie and it is a pretty nutritious and satisfying meal.

Good timing Doc, as I am planning to go to Mobile, AL in Dec. Since my wife has passes I don't need her scooter and I am giving it to my sister in law. As soon as my sister in law decides what day in Dec. she wants to receive it I will let you know. "Jambalaya" is definingly the draw, (many people consider me a a cajon) but of course I will not be able to resist picking Brain. I am also planning a trip to RI in May, but Pat hasn't offered me any food yet.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Nail down the day and I'll see what we can do. If wife says "I'm making chicken and sausage gumbo that week" would that be a deal breaker for your visit?