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I heard it way back when Bill Clinton was running for president. Then is was a democrat in the ballon going to a dem convention.
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LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA -- ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read an ad in the newspaper for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do., and decided to apply.
She submitted to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask whether you have any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Trump.”
She started work yesterday.
Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read an ad in the newspaper for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do., and decided to apply.
She submitted to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask whether you have any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Trump.”
She started work yesterday.
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Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida, read an ad in the newspaper for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do., and decided to apply.
She submitted to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask whether you have any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Obama the first time.”
She started work yesterday.
She submitted to a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see you are well-educated, and have an impressive resume. However, I must ask whether you have any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted for Obama the first time.”
She started work yesterday.
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You did not look closely. Read the very last lineWe've already had that one Dick?
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Notice they want to rename a street in front of Trump tower to Obama. Does that mean the people who think Obama is, racist, etc. etc. etc. should riot and destroy non-involved people's property, kill incents children etc., etc., etc.? Just asking???
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Sometimes public testimony leads to a "Too Much Information" situation. But I don't recall have ever met anyone who could take a deep breath from below the waist. Perhaps unless she wears the wrong size underwear?
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You obviously have never been to Singapore...
There's a 3 minutes version of this clip on tweeter and youtube.
You won't believe what you hear.
There's a lady who proves God will punish you if you wear mask. Another one proves mask will kill you.
You won't believe what you hear.
There's a lady who proves God will punish you if you wear mask. Another one proves mask will kill you.
https://youtu.be/C0bdoUnu25c
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Why can't you hear it when a pterodactyl takes a whizz?
Because the p is silent.
Because the p is silent.
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Used properly condoms and guns can bring many hours of pleasure and peace of mind.✌
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These are airplane jokes from AOPA Pilot.
Q: Why was the little airplane sent to this hanger?
A: Bad attitude.
Q: What happens to a bad airplane joke?
A: It never lands.
Kid: I want to be a pilot when I grow-up.
Parent: You can't do both.
Q: Why was the little airplane sent to this hanger?
A: Bad attitude.
Q: What happens to a bad airplane joke?
A: It never lands.
Kid: I want to be a pilot when I grow-up.
Parent: You can't do both.
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