Soros-Funded Judge Vows To Keep Billionaire Influence Out Of Politics
NEW YORK, NY — In an inspiring move to save the United States and democracy itself, a George Soros-funded federal judge vowed to do whatever it may take to keep billionaire influences out of American politics.
Judge Dave Brown, who was funded and supported by billionaire George Soros, is being celebrated for taking a stand against billionaires influencing politics in the United States.
"My billionaire puppet master told me it's not ok for this other billionaire to be involved in politics," Brown said. "The political arena is no place for wealthy powerbrokers to throw their weight around to shape things the way they want them. To keep that from happening, I'm going to use every resource given to me by a billionaire to influence political moves in this country to make sure billionaires don't influence political moves in this country."
Though Soros declined to comment directly, one of his sinister agents addressed the situation. "Mr. Soros is willing to spend billions to exert his influence to keep billionaires from spending their billions to exert any influence over politics," the source said. "Elon Musk has no business spending his fortune to push an agenda, which is why Mr. Soros has made it his agenda to keep Mr. Musk from implementing his agenda."
At publishing time, other billionaires were looking for ways to ensure that no other billionaires would have political power other than billionaires who agreed with them
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