What's your best/worst joke?

[AccessBlaster]

BTW, that wasn't my joke about the runny nose, yikes!

Mine was "ditch the new wife for the gun collection" joke

 

[The_Doc_Man]

BTW, that wasn't my joke about the runny nose, yikes!

Mine was "ditch the new wife for the gun collection" joke

Ah, yes... adhoustonj is responsible for that one. Adam's reply must have confused me. Wouldn't be the first time, though.

 

[Isaac]

Not just Adam, I don't get the joke about the nose either

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Considerations of decency forbid me to be descriptive.

 

[Isaac]

Considerations of decency forbid me to be descriptive.

Oh, I'm sure I can do without it.
Here are a couple new from the meme collection