News Stories Rants

[KenHigg]

This girls dad should have jack-slapped her for being so stupid: Link

IMHO

 

[ColinEssex]

This girls dad should have jack-slapped her for being so stupid: Link

IMHO

I agree, the lyrics are wrong. The word "slug" doesn't rhyme with "blood"

Col

 

[Malcy]

Yes. If I had tried that in my school I would have got detention for poor use of English.
Sounds like the teacher needs a reality transplant. What a w**nker. Mind you I would have got detention for that too!

 

[ColinEssex]

Yes. If I had tried that in my school I would have got detention for poor use of English.
Sounds like the teacher needs a reality transplant. What a w**nker. Mind you I would have got detention for that too!

Didn't there used to be another set of lyrics to the "On top of old smokie" song?

I would have got a beating by my English teacher for rhyming that way.

Col

 

[KenHigg]

I would have got a beating by my English teacher for rhyming that way.

Col

Ok Col, we get the message that you think you're world class lyricist...

 

[selenau837]

Ok Col, we get the message that you think you're world class lyricist...

He's a purty good word smith.

 

[KenHigg]

He's a purty good word smith.

Yeah, He probably amuses himself for hours with the 'Man from Nantucket' tiddy...

 

[Rich]

Yes. If I had tried that in my school I would have got detention for poor use of English.
Sounds like the teacher needs a reality transplant. What a w**nker. Mind you I would have got detention for that too!

Well we've always had our doubts about the quality of the American education system, I guess the proof of the pudding's in the eating

 

[KenHigg]

Ok sweetie, do you prefer Sel or Selena?

 

[selenau837]

Ok sweetie, do you prefer Sel or Selena?

You've already changed my name...just giving tribute.

 

[ColinEssex]

Ok Col, we get the message that you think you're world class lyricist...

Rhyming 2 words together is not indicative of a "world class lyricist" - it merely demonstrates an understanding of English language. which is obviously lacking in this example you posted

Col

 

[KenHigg]

You've already changed my name...just giving tribute.

I thought I saw col call you sel first...

 

[selenau837]

I thought I saw col call you sel first...

Really...well let me change it then.

 

[KenHigg]

Really...well let me change it then.

That's cute

 

[ColinEssex]

I thought I saw col call you sel first...

Not me - I spelt it wrong once, and was "spoken to" about it

Col

 

[KenHigg]

Rhyming 2 words together is not indicative of a "world class lyricist" - it merely demonstrates an understanding of English language. which is obviously lacking in this example you posted

Col

Does your understanding of English language permit you to see that the ryhme blunder probably wasn't the focus of the news story? (Which, btw, was funny the first time you mentioned it...)

 

[ColinEssex]

Yeah, He probably amuses himself for hours with the 'Man from Nantucket' tiddy...

Don't know that one

I used to like "Oh De Camptown ladies sing dis song doo daaa dooo daaa"

Col

 

[selenau837]

Does your understanding of English language permit you to see that the ryhme blunder probably wasn't the focus of the news story? (Which, btw, was funny the first time you mentioned it...)

Can't see the link...can you post it Kennyboy!! So I can marvel as this new story.

 

[selenau837]

Not me - I spelt it wrong once, and was "spoken to" about it

Col

Yeah, you didn't make that mistake again did you.

 

[KenHigg]

Don't know that one

I would set it up for you to show you how it goes but the variations are so numerous you may have a lyrical O.D.