Its official! I have finally figured Rich out! Here is what I have gathered...
Rich is a parrot...most likely born 1993-1995. The timeframe for his evidence in every argument is a decade+ in age.
-His vocabulary is limited, and consist of the same 2 topics exclusively:
Bashing Bush and bashing the US.
-Parrots repeat the same trained and conditioned phrases over and over, over and over, over and over, ect. I almost feel bad for asking him for links on his "Facts" (lol), because I can only imagine how hard it would be to cut and paste with a beak.
-He is obviously stuck in a cage somewhere near a computer desk, because 14600+ posts worth of repetition in his tailfeathers shows patience/boredom/loneliness no human could live with.
-Eyerolling and looks of confusion (head-tilting) are common parrot tools for communication, and because they are all the parrot knows...will be used with reckless abandon.
-Parrots crave/thrive on attention, and will use negitive behavior to fill that need...nuff said.
-They poop on everything, with no thought on how important it might be..like random "scraps" of paper preserved for a few hundred years.
-Parrots seem like an entertaining pet for a few weeks, but after awhile, when you realize they are offensively loud and shrieking at times,require the maintainance of a newborn, usually acting that same age (except with FAR fewer rewards).Thing is, newborns are cute... but with parrots you can sometimes find yourself wanting to start "accidentally" leaving the window open.
It is all starting to make sense. All he wants is a cracker and a pat on the head. Well, I am nothing if not accommodating!
ats Rich on the head: "That's right, your a noble little boy, arn't you?"
ulls out the saltines:
lol