The Department of Positive Out of Body Possibilities

[Atomic Shrimp]

 

[Tim Brewer]

Having trouble sleeping mike?

How to Induce “Out-of-body Experiences”

I will be back!

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

 

[Rich]

(this message was brought to you by the friends of Tim Brewer, Tim'sfriendMartin chairman...)

 

[Tim Brewer]

One man's trash, is another Man's friend!

 

[Tim Brewer]

Dr. Phil, would probably say.

Why can't we all just get along.

Agree to disagree!

 

[Rich]

Dr. Phil, would probably say.

Why can't we all just get along.

Agree to disagree!

And Dr Spock would say WTF

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

Dr. Phil, would probably say.

Why can't we all just get along.

Agree to disagree!

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

 

[BarryMK]

 

[DanWall]

 

[Rich]

Thank you for reading my invisible thoughts, with those of your own.

You are free to measure me, anyway you like.

I'm still a guy!

I'm still an Orb!

 

[BarryMK]

A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry

I have finally been convinced and seen the error of my miserable ways.



I want the whole world to know that Tim’sfriendMartin is the only forum poster with the mental fortitude and perspicacity to understand the invisible but earth-shatteringly fundamental facts that Tim Brewer has discovered about life after death. Can you not see the age-old wisdom that lies behind his unstiniting praise of Tim Brewer’s amazing concepts and visualisation?

Oh how it hurts me to see that the adage “A prophet is without honour in his own land” is still true. Oh how you doubters - misguided and in a way child-like and so still worthy of forgiveness by the great and the good (TB and TB’s friendM) will rue the day that you failed to recognise Tim Brewer’s messianic revelations for the truisms that they represent. Scoff all you wish but one day the name Tim Brewer will be synonymous with God, Mohammed, Jesus, Buddha and Geoffrey Archer.
Ps Oh and that bloke who won Britain's Got talent...

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

 

[DanWall]

Re: A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry

Ps Oh and that bloke who won Britain's Got talent...

 

[Tim'sfriendMartin]

Re: A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry

I have finally been convinced and seen the error of my miserable ways.



I want the whole world to know that Tim’sfriendMartin is the only forum poster with the mental fortitude and perspicacity to understand the invisible but earth-shatteringly fundamental facts that Tim Brewer has discovered about life after death. Can you not see the age-old wisdom that lies behind his unstiniting praise of Tim Brewer’s amazing concepts and visualisation?

Oh how it hurts me to see that the adage “A prophet is without honour in his own land” is still true. Oh how you doubters - misguided and in a way child-like and so still worthy of forgiveness by the great and the good (TB and TB’s friendM) will rue the day that you failed to recognise Tim Brewer’s messianic revelations for the truisms that they represent. Scoff all you wish but one day the name Tim Brewer will be synonymous with God, Mohammed, Jesus, Buddha and Geoffrey Archer.
Ps Oh and that bloke who won Britain's Got talent...

Hello BarryMK,

It is with the utmost sincerity that I wish to thank you for your kind generous praise upon my character. I can really tell that you are on board with everything and I want you to know how swell I think that is and that I will be looking forward to collaborating with you in the future on both this project as well as any others whenever the need presents itself to us.

The fact that you have such a high degree of reputation on the forum as well as your connections within the music scene will do much to advance our efforts with regard to securing a position of dominance in the world for the teachings of Tim Brewer. I had hoped to entice DevastatioN with the lure of fame and fortune, but your selfless adherence to our cause clearly demonstrates that the wise man will act because he know that his actions are in keeping with a high moral character, rather than acting for the benefit the fleeting pleasures of women and money.

A man of your standing is worth 100 men that are motivated to act out of a desire to seek their own selfish pleasures and I am genuinely honored to call you my brother in arms, proudly serving our wise and benevolent leader, Tim Brewer!

All the Best to you, BarryMK, my dear and loyal friend!

 

[Rabbie]

Re: A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry

Hello BarryMK,

It is with the utmost sincerity that I wish to thank you for your kind generous praise upon my character. I can really tell that you are on board with everything and I want you to know how swell I think that is and that I will be looking forward to collaborating with you in the future on both this project as well as any others whenever the need presents itself to us.

The fact that you have such a high degree of reputation on the forum as well as your connections within the music scene will do much to advance our efforts with regard to securing a position of dominance in the world for the teachings of Tim Brewer. I had hoped to entice DevastatioN with the lure of fame and fortune, but your selfless adherence to our cause clearly demonstrates that the wise man will act because he know that his actions are in keeping with a high moral character, rather than acting for the benefit the fleeting pleasures of women and money.

A man of your standing is worth 100 men that are motivated to act out of a desire to seek their own selfish pleasures and I am genuinely honored to call you my brother in arms, proudly serving our wise and benevolent leader, Tim Brewer!

All the Best to you, BarryMK, my dear and loyal friend!

Flattery will get you so far but you might learn to recognise Irony when you see it

 

[Atomic Shrimp]

 

[DanWall]

Re: A message from TimsfriendMartin'sfriendBarry

Hello BarryMK,

It is with the utmost sincerity that I wish to thank you for your kind generous praise upon my character. I can really tell that you are on board with everything and I want you to know how swell I think that is and that I will be looking forward to collaborating with you in the future on both this project as well as any others whenever the need presents itself to us.

The fact that you have such a high degree of reputation on the forum as well as your connections within the music scene will do much to advance our efforts with regard to securing a position of dominance in the world for the teachings of Tim Brewer. I had hoped to entice DevastatioN with the lure of fame and fortune, but your selfless adherence to our cause clearly demonstrates that the wise man will act because he know that his actions are in keeping with a high moral character, rather than acting for the benefit the fleeting pleasures of women and money.

A man of your standing is worth 100 men that are motivated to act out of a desire to seek their own selfish pleasures and I am genuinely honored to call you my brother in arms, proudly serving our wise and benevolent leader, Tim Brewer!

All the Best to you, BarryMK, my dear and loyal friend!

 

[Tim Brewer]

I will be back!