What's your best/worst joke?

Uncle Gizmo said:
A joke for Brits!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1862546291705745610
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An excellent factual observation Uncle. Here is another.

Fourteen years ago, the previous Labour government under Bliar spent over 600 hours debating to end fox hunting.
Last Friday, the present Labour government under 2Tier-Keir Stalin, spent just five hours debating, before approving to euthanise whoever whenever they see fit.
Maybe one reason for this is Stalin's idea that it will save the NHS money and reduce the state pension bill? So another of Labour's many Win, Win solutions.
 
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Mile-O said:
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doctor," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
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Good One!😅
 
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Giving a bunch of goat herders, just off the boats, jobs on road repairs is proving to be a mistake.

However, I have been told that the person in charge of this gang was Angela Raynor. Which may just explain it as she has only just started doing sentences and things.
(for those in the USA, Raynor is the Deputy PM. She follows Stalin around all the time dressed in the most ludicrous clothes having moved on from shell suits since her promotion.)
 
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Those in the USA may have a problem with her Moss Side, Manchester accent.
 
Reminds me of a scene from that classic movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - a movie SO bad it was good. But it led to a critic's controversy. If a movie was intentionally made to be bad, and it was, then should it not be considered a success? The movie has attained cult status so by that standard alone, it was a success. But I'll never forget that scene where a guy in a tomato suit has infiltrated the tomato camp and is sitting by a campfire eating his hamburger when he fatally blows his cover by saying, "Pass the ketchup."
 
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