What's your best/worst joke? (2 Viewers)

[Clueless Newbie]

Q. What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again

Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. They're practicing to be men.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One-he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.

Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A. They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

Q. How does a man keep his youth?
A. By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

Q How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."

 

[Parker]

Q. What should you do when you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again

I knew there was something wrong with your Avatar!

 

[Clueless Newbie]

I knew there was something wrong with your Avatar!

Why? I don't have an ex-husband after all...

 

[Rich]

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?

You've mispelt excited.

 

[Parker]

Why? I don't have an ex-husband after all...

Hope your husband dosn't read this page then!
Oh sorry I forgot, your inbox is called "instruction manuals"!

I was actually meaning that your avatar looks v nice, unlike your sympathies towards the opposite sex

 

[Clueless Newbie]

@Parker: Rest assured, it's just the avatar that's nice. <g> As for my husband... He's even worse than my innocent little self. If he read this, he'd probably proceed to quote 100 reasons why it's preferable to be a man rather than a woman. But I think that belongs into the "arguments" thread.

@Rich: With plush or without?

 

[Parker]

@Parker: Rest assured, it's just the avatar that's nice. /QUOTE]

he'd probably proceed to quote 100 reasons why it's preferable to be a man rather than a woman

What only 100? No wonder you have such a poor opinion. Give me his e-mail and I'll give him a few more ideas

 

[Clueless Newbie]

Webmaster at marc-gerhardt.de

 

[Fizzio]

Not only will he get a few more reasons, but also a bunchload of spam if you keep that e-mail address on the forum.
Maybe you want him to get those 'special e-mails' though eg mAkE y0urS 4 InCHeS LOnGeR! but I think not

 

[Rich]

Maybe you want him to get those 'special e-mails' though eg mAkE y0urS 4 InCHeS LOnGeR! but I think not

I've never had one of those. How come you get so many?

 

[Clueless Newbie]

Not to worry, that one is re-routed to a gmx account that he checks maybe once in six weeks. His "normal" adress is another one. But I guess I should edit it anyway.

 

[Clueless Newbie]

I've never had one of those. How come you get so many?

Hmmm... This leaves a lot of room for speculation. Especially since I'm usually bombarded with those mails too.

 

[Fizzio]

I've never had one of those. How come you get so many?

Penis envy?

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

mAkE y0urS 4 InCHeS LOnGeR! but I think not

Mines long enough thanks

 

[Rich]

Penis envy?

Not on my part, but then the sender would probably already know there's no room for improvement here

 

[Clueless Newbie]

Ahm... yeah. But what's most admirable about you is your modesty.

 

[Rich]

Ahm... yeah. But what's most admirable about you is your modesty.

I know,I know

 

[Ally]

How many men are with you?" Washington answered, "Well, I have 31 men, without Peters". And the matron replied ...

Thought it was just me, but got Col to read it too and neither of us understand it (phew)!?!?!??!?!

 

[Rich]

Peters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>peckers, does that give you a clue?

 

[Ally]

Peters>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>peckers, does that give you a clue?

Oh. Mmmmm. Give me a year or two and I might get it completely!