What's your best/worst joke?

[Oldsoftboss]

Ahhh.. someone has been messin with my n*****s

 

[namliam]

It is probably not even worth the response.... but...

Who thinks that is even remotely funny?

I certainly dont! Far from it... it lacks just about every form of decorum or good taste IMHO.

I know OSB doesnt mean any harm by it, but... *GRMBL*

 

[Oldsoftboss]

I know OSB doesnt mean any harm by it, but... *GRMBL*

I nearly fell off my chair laughing.... yes laughing. As you say, no harm was aimed or ever intended, just my bent sense of humor I suppose.
I thought racial differences died years ago and people could have a laugh without feeling any prejiduce. Where would we be without the Irish? I guess the true inner feeling of some still linger.

I spend more time laughing at myself than anyone. Perhaps I need to have a good talk to the inner me.

Here endeth the rant

 

[Oldsoftboss]

And Rich's response has been sanitised as well. Oooh, all hail the next president. Rich has has some fun with George Dubya, I cant wait.....

 

[Call_Me_Sam]

I nearly fell off my chair laughing.... yes laughing. As you say, no harm was aimed or ever intended, just my bent sense of humor I suppose.
I thought racial differences died years ago and people could have a laugh without feeling any prejiduce. Where would we be without the Irish? I guess the true inner feeling of some still linger.

I spend more time laughing at myself than anyone. Perhaps I need to have a good talk to the inner me.

Here endeth the rant

no fear OSB..i took it in the humour you posted it and attrached the attention of the whole office stifling a laugh..

 

[puzzled]

And Rich's response has been sanitised as well. Oooh, all hail the next president. Rich has has some fun with George Dubya, I cant wait.....

Has a new world order been created here or something?

 

[georgedwilkinson]

These posts are off topic, but a quick explanation: we have new moderators and are working on establishing new forum rules. Some of the filtering is built into the software and you're gonna see stuff like this pop up, even though it may be appropriate for some in the water cooler. Please remember that just because certain language is ok in some parts of the world, in other parts, it may be totally off base. Bear with the powers that be until they have the kinks worked out and the rules published.

 

[Rabbie]

These posts are off topic, but a quick explanation: we have new moderators and are working on establishing new forum rules. Some of the filtering is built into the software and you're gonna see stuff like this pop up, even though it may be appropriate for some in the water cooler. Please remember that just because certain language is ok in some parts of the world, in other parts, it may be totally off base. Bear with the powers that be until they have the kinks worked out and the rules published.

Let's hope that they don't take the fun out of these forums. If they do then it is inevitable that many people who answer questions will spend less time here and questioners will have to wait longer to get a response to their questions.

 

[georgedwilkinson]

By "they" I think you are talking about you and me, since we both have input into the process. If there's anything you think would keep it from being fun or would make it be fun, you should submit that in the VIP FAQ2 thread.

 

[namliam]

George, I thought you were away from the forum for a while??? Welcome back !

Jokes are jokes and will be jokes... This joke thread is about jokes and I take it as such.... No harm done here, or not as far as I am concerned.

Lets leave this thread for what it is meant to be JOKES! Good or bad, tactfull/tastless/whatever they may be...

 

[sandy6078]

Okay it is time for a joke so lighten up and have a laugh everyone.

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doi ng.

She felt having sex with both Bob and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself.

It was tragic, but Bob and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Bob and Tom¢s resistance to nature¢s urgings waned, and the inevitable happened.

Well, a couple more years went by and Bob and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So they buried Debbie.

 

[CraigDolphin]

Not bad

 

[Oldsoftboss]

My controversial post was a text message I received. Here's another...

A woman had been a prostitute for 4 years & was worried about the size of here ****** on her wedding night, so she decided to tell her husband she caught it when climbing over a farmers fence.
After about an hour in bed with her, he asked "Just how far across the paddock were you when you realised you were caught?"

Sorry (This is the best and WORST joke thread)

 

[Vassago]

LOL, nice.

 

[Rabbie]

Equally bad taste, but here goes:

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and,after a while, nature once more took its inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

So they buried Deirdre.

Exactly the same as post 1558. The names have been changed to protect the innocent or is it the guilty

 

[Rabbie]

I know that one was close by but do you realise how far back this thread goes?

Yes. But even tho' I am 64 I can still remember things that happened this week

 

[The_Doc_Man]

What, Rabbie - 64?

But will you still love me, will you still need me, when I'm 64?

 

[Rabbie]

What, Rabbie - 64?

But will you still love me, will you still need me, when I'm 64?

I think I will always need your advice. take care this hurricane season.

 

[gemma-the-husky]

man goes into a chines restaurant and orders chicken surprise

when the bamboo steamer arrives, he notices the lid rising slowly, and 2 eyes watching him

he calls the waiter over who says

sorry, its our mistake - you wanted chicken surprise, but we sent you "peking duck"

 

[Oldsoftboss]

Model Sues Doctor



Model sues Mexican plastic surgeon for not making her nipples even after a breast implant!!



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The doctor said, 'They looked good to me!'