Horse or cow?

[KenHigg]

No, you are not going to attack him again today. I've taken his place for the day! *puffs up trying to look menacing* Grrrrr!!!

I Sorry....

 

[Rich]

You haven't said anything dumb yet

You've been doing well enough on your own

 

[selenau837]

I Sorry....

*deflates quickly* Here I am trying to look all mean, and you post a puppy to me. Teehee....that is adorable.

 

[selenau837]

You've been doing well enough on your own

He apologized Rich. Let play nice ok.

 

[Rich]

Wouldn't it be refreshing to see Ricky post a comment like that from time to time?

In this instance he doesn't have to, the pious morally indignant mob posting here mob wouldn't know morality if it jumped up and bit them in the butt

 

[selenau837]

In this instance he doesn't have to, the pious morally indignant mob posting here mob wouldn't know morality if it jumped up and bit them in the butt

Here Rich, look at the puppy, it will make you feel better. I know it did me.

 

[KenHigg]

In this instance he doesn't have to, the pious morally indignant mob posting here mob wouldn't know morality if it jumped up and bit them in the butt

Do I detect the hints of an after hours pleasure...

Edit: You should refrain from speaking in third person until you collect the wits to assemble together a coherent thought otherwise...

 

[Kraj]

Second of all, why is male nudity considered to be more 'offensive' than female nudity?

Not that I agree with the standard, but if I were asked to justify it I'd say that an average view of full frontal nudity shows the male genitalia but not the female. Also, it is significantly more offensive for a woman to expose her nipples than a man, so it's not as if the double-standard is only slanted against women.

If you greet them with your ethnic slurs that would explain why you spend so much time around here and not working

I thought this was the funniest thing ever until I read...

Have we discovered a chink in his armour?

I had to cover my mouth at work.

 

[Rich]

Here Rich, look at the puppy, it will make you feel better.

Too much water under the bridge for that I'm afraid .

 

[KenHigg]

Has he passed out on the keyboard?

Edit: Whoops, there he is... All better now.

 

[selenau837]

Too much water under the bridge for that I'm afraid .

Never, one can forgive and forget. Dam up that water and start with a clean slate. If that makes sense.

 

[KenHigg]

Never, one can forgive and forget. Dam up that water and start with a clean slate. If that makes sense.

Come on Ricky... Give us a big ole postmortem smile and lets all be friends again....

Edit: Darn he left again...

 

[selenau837]

Come on Ricky... Give us a big ole postmortem smile and lets all be friends again....

OMG!! Never do that to me when I have a mouth full of diet coke. Grrrr, I hope it comes off screens and out of keyboards.

Canned air is my friend!!

 

[KenHigg]

canned air

Canned air is compressed air in a spray can with a very long nozzle that enables a precisely focused blast of air for cleaning delicate or sensitive things. Because jets of air are more effective, and yet gentler, than other cleaning methods, canned air is often used for cleaning computer keyboards and the insides of computer cases.
Dust is attracted to electronics in general because of static electricity; this quality, combined with the circulation of air created by the fans in a computer case, means that impressive quantities of dust can collect in a surprisingly short time period (depending, of course, on the amount of dust in the area). If dust is not removed from electronics, it creates an insulating blanket and can lead to over-heating and damage to circuits.

Hum.... impressive quantities of dust ....

....over-heating and damage to circuits.....

Could you give Ricky a shot in the ear... He seems a bit troubled and may need a "more effective, and yet gentler, cleaning method". He's so 'delicate & sensitive'

 

[selenau837]

Hum.... impressive quantities of dust ....

....over-heating and damage to circuits.....

Could you give Ricky a shot in the ear... He seems a bit troubled and may need a "more effective, and yet gentler, cleaning method".

Nope, just trying to get all the diet coke out of my keyboard. Grrr.....I laughed when I saw that pic of yours. I had a mouth full of diet coke when I saw it. So the rest of the story is self explainatory.

However, when the can gets cold, never stick your tongue to it.

 

[Rich]

. He's so 'delicate & sensitive'

When being accused of racism and thus branded a racist

 

[KenHigg]

When being accused of racism and thus branded a racist

Well you are acting like 375...

 

[Rich]

Well you are acting like 375...

not in the slightest,

 

[KenHigg]

not in the slightest,

Sure you are, what was it that he called the Aborigines...?

 

[Kraj]

Well you are acting like 375...

Dayyum, pimp daddy! Time to chill out, brutha!