Yikes! That's all I'm going to say about what this thread became. At least I had some early morning entertainment to wake me up!
I ended up using MajP's original post, solely because it resonated with me the most and I knew how to implement it. As someone who only uses Access on occasion, it does become difficult to read through threads that use more advanced terminology. However, I also see the benefit of having input from multiple people who have different ways of doing things. Even if I am unable to use your suggestions, I'm sure someone down the road will have the same issue and a better understanding of what you are talking about.
Thank you to everyone who chimed in to help, this is a great community.