Job Titles

[jsanders]

btw, i think this is what we have so far:

1. Adminstrative Assistant
2. Consultant and Software Developer
3. Data Control Engineer
4. Finance Technician
5. IT Support Officer
6. IT Systems Supervisor/Quality Manager
7. Operations Analyst
8. Programmer II
9. Senior Executive Technical Support Engineer
10. Software Developer
11. Support Technician
12. Technical Analyst
13. Quality Control Analyst

hmm, almost looks like company (with lots of support) just waiting to happen. nominations for President and/or CEO?

You left out shop sweeper. Always leaving out the low guy.

 

[ColinEssex]

"El Paso". . . .how cute . . . .conjours up that old Marty Robbins song

My (much) older sister told me about it

Col

 

[wazz]

You left out shop sweeper. Always leaving out the low guy.

i think we have someone......somewhere............with a broom...................?

 

[Rich]

i think we have someone......somewhere............with a broom...................?

fortunately it's not a new one

 

[jsanders]

fortunately it's not a new one

The broom or the guy?

 

[Rich]

The broom or the guy?

both

 

[jsanders]

both

After your instruction on how to use it, I’m sure you would want a new one for a demo.

Did you think I didn't see that?

 

[Rich]

After your instruction on how to use it, I’m sure you would want a new one for a demo.

Did you think I didn't see that?

I don't need a broom jenny, I have that marvelous British invention, vacuum cleaners

 

[TessB]

http://www.pcdon.com/country_comfort.html

My (much) older sister told me about it

Col

Here's a link to that song, as well as a whole bunch of others.

 

[TessB]

You left out shop sweeper. Always leaving out the low guy.

Actually, mine was missing.
Data Reporting Specialist

but no matter.... I need very little attention.
(under breath.... #$@**!)

 

[Friday]

Actually, mine was missing.
Data Reporting Specialist

but no matter.... I need very little attention.
(under breath.... #$@**!)

Mine was missing as well.

Senior Special Agent

but no matter... we are watching you, wazz...

 

[wazz]

that marvelous British invention, vacuum cleaners

i work with a lot of brits who call them hoovers. still call them hoovers?

mine was missing

omg . apologies to Tess (i bet you do play well with others, but the language!) and (Joe) Friday .

new list:

1. Adminstrative Assistant
2. Consultant and Software Developer
3. Data Control Engineer
4. Data Reporting Specialist
5. Finance Technician
6. IT Support Officer
7. IT Systems Supervisor/Quality Manager
8. Operations Analyst
9. Programmer II
10. Senior Executive Technical Support Engineer
11. Senior Special Agent
12. Software Developer
13. Support Technician
14. Technical Analyst
15. Quality Control Analyst

 

[Rich]

i work with a lot of brits who call them hoovers. still call them hoovers?

yes

 

[ColinEssex]

I'm a Senior Agent too

Senior Tupperware Party Agent

Sadly I missed the party on the other thread, I could have made a killing selling my Party Susans and bread sized sandwich boxes.

Col

 

[Rich]

Sadly I missed the party on the other thread, I could have made a killing selling my Party Susans and bread sized sandwich boxes.

Col

I could do with some new sandwich boxes, how much are they ?

 

[ColinEssex]

I could do with some new sandwich boxes, how much are they ?

Very reasonable actually, price depends on the number of sarnies you want to keep fresh in them of course. There is a lifetime guarantee too - thats the lifetime of a fly, not humans.

The plastic is so flexible - even after years of use they still keep food fresh
as if they were several years old. Dishwasher proof (thats proof they don't like dishwashers). Doesn't discolour after time (30 min limit).

You may be interested in our new range of drinks containers, guaranteed to keep beer as warm as when you put it in there, all with leakproof lids of course. (provided you don't touch it or move it, then it'll leak)

Excellent value I'd say - and of course being made in the USA you get a free F16 fighter jet and a map of the Afghanistan mountain ranges.

Col

 

[KenHigg]

Very reasonable actually, price depends on the number of sarnies you want to keep fresh in them of course. There is a lifetime guarantee too - thats the lifetime of a fly, not humans.

The plastic is so flexible - even after years of use they still keep food fresh
as if they were several years old. Dishwasher proof (thats proof they don't like dishwashers). Doesn't discolour after time (30 min limit).

You may be interested in our new range of drinks containers, guaranteed to keep beer as warm as when you put it in there, all with leakproof lids of course. (provided you don't touch it or move it, then it'll leak)

Excellent value I'd say - and of course being made in the USA you get a free F16 fighter jet and a map of the Afghanistan mountain ranges.

Col

Do they make one large enough to hold all the horse manure that comes out of your mouth?

 

[ColinEssex]

Do they make one large enough to hold all the horse manure that comes out of your mouth?

Good Morning Ken, starting early today I see? is this setting the tone for the rest of the day? or are you going to display some of your Christian values, or is that just for sundays

Col

 

[Rich]

Do they make one large enough to hold all the horse manure that comes out of your mouth?

tut tut tut tut tut

 

[ColinEssex]

tut tut tut tut tut

Exactly. . . . . . .one of Kens first posts of the day is a personal insult to another forum member

Still, its nice that all the other forum members will see it and note that neither you nor I said anything personal against Ken to prompt such a remark

Col