One Liners; Tidbits; Wise Sayings

[GaryPanic]

What else might it be?

Lets keep it clean - Teeth
although i suppose if i lost that they might give me a false - but tthe mind boggles at that..

 

[GaryPanic]

Two guys walk out of a bar (for a change).
The first one asks "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The second one replies "I don't know, I don't live around here".

theres a road in East/west sussex and in one of the villages their the moon pub and at the other end the sun pub

now that has to be the longest road to walk between the moon and the sun...

 

[GaryPanic]

heres one for you ...

What we caught we throw away, what we couldn't catch we kept...


gary

 

[ajetrumpet]

Q: "What time does the sun come out?"

A: "The sun is out, we're just not facing it."

 

[DCrake]

Questions that need to be answered

What would they have called William the Conquerer if he had lost?

If a vicar is rehearsing his sermon for the next day's service is he actually practicing what he preaches?

If Darwins theory of evolusion is to be beleived and also that God created man in his own image... Was God a large silverback Gorilla?

 

[GaryPanic]

heres one for you ...

What we caught we throw away, what we couldn't catch we kept...


gary

A Flea........

 

[KenHigg]

'evolusion'

 

[RexesOperator]

If Emmanuel Kant would William Tell?

 

[kstarnes]

The best math teacher I ever had was named Mr. Johnson. He wasn't certified, but he could actually TEACH. He would start to explain a concept, give several different examples very slowly, writing everything down and saying it. Then he would pause and say 'Let me park here for a minute. Put a nickel in the meter. Questions or comments?' and then if no one said anything, or if they did after he finished asnwering them and had checked for more questions or comments he would say 'silence is golden, it means you understand' and he would proceed. He would say this 10-20 times during our lessons...and I guess its a bit longer than a one liner, but it has a lot of wisdom.

 

[rsmonkey]

If you cant do... Teach! If you cant Teach... teach gym!

 

[Rich]

'evolusion'

Yes, something that's banned from education in America

 

[Rabbie]

What would they have called William the Conquerer if he had lost?

William the Loser??

If Darwins theory of evolusion is to be beleived and also that God created man in his own image... Was God a large silverback Gorilla?

I thought we had established in another thread that God wasn't

 

[Rich]

I thought we had established in another thread that God wasn't

Wasn't what, a Gorilla? Cindy might not agree with you there

 

[Rabbie]

Wasn't what, a Gorilla? Cindy might not agree with you there

ROFL.

 

[GohDiamond]

Are you referring to the Latin : Gorilla Omnipotens Deus

 

[Sum Guy]

What would they have called William the Conquerer if he had lost??

William the Second

 

[Sum Guy]

If Darwins theory of evolusion is to be beleived and also that God created man in his own image... Was God a large silverback Gorilla?

But if God is all powerful couldn't he have been a chimp, a gorilla, a monkey and a man all at the same time?

God is obviously not all KNOWING or he wouldn't have given Rich an opening for an anti American jibe.

 

[Zaeed]

Mechanical Engineers design weapons, Civil Engineers design targerts - First day of uni

Who are you going to beleive? Me, or your own eyes - unknown

 

[Sum Guy]

Complaining about the too loud sound in a bar for a football game:
Is there some reason why people have to hear what they just saw.

 

[Zaeed]

Complaining about the too loud sound in a bar for a football game:
Is there some reason why people have to hear what they just saw.

for the benefit of the blind