ColinEssex
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Questions that women ask that have a "no win" answer from men.
1) In a shoe shop - "Do these look nice on me?"
2) When woman appears (eventually) from fitting room in dress shop - "well? what do you think" as she holds arms out and spins round
3) When she gets home after shopping alone - "Did you fix that leaky tap? or have you been playing Playstation all morning"
4) "I need some money"
5) Whilst shopping for shoes - "Shall we go back to the first shop we went in and get the red ones?" (that was 3 hrs ago)
6) "Do you like this colour?"
7) "Does this colour suit me?"
8) At home after breakfast on Saturday - "Do you want to come shopping with me?"
9) "Shall we have an early night?"
10) "Did you post that letter I gave you yesterday?"
11) In the car, she's driving, just missed a pedestrian - "Do you think I'm a good driver?"
12) In dress shop - woman just appeared from fitting room - other men hanging around waiting nearby - "Tell me honestly what you think" man glances at other smirking men..
13) After man returns from walking baby in pram - " Where's the baby then?"
There must be more......
Col
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1) In a shoe shop - "Do these look nice on me?"
2) When woman appears (eventually) from fitting room in dress shop - "well? what do you think" as she holds arms out and spins round
3) When she gets home after shopping alone - "Did you fix that leaky tap? or have you been playing Playstation all morning"
4) "I need some money"
5) Whilst shopping for shoes - "Shall we go back to the first shop we went in and get the red ones?" (that was 3 hrs ago)
6) "Do you like this colour?"
7) "Does this colour suit me?"
8) At home after breakfast on Saturday - "Do you want to come shopping with me?"
9) "Shall we have an early night?"
10) "Did you post that letter I gave you yesterday?"
11) In the car, she's driving, just missed a pedestrian - "Do you think I'm a good driver?"
12) In dress shop - woman just appeared from fitting room - other men hanging around waiting nearby - "Tell me honestly what you think" man glances at other smirking men..
13) After man returns from walking baby in pram - " Where's the baby then?"
There must be more......
Col
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