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[jsanders]

American Elk meat

 

[TessB]

not Canadian elk,

 

[fuzzygeek]

and always grant

 

[TessB]

access to fresh

 

[fuzzygeek]

buffalo chips for

 

[drobinson]

dessert and fending-off

 

[Rich]

Count Dracula's vampires

 

[fuzzygeek]

and Tampa gators

 

[TessB]

and their cheerleaders.

 

[fuzzygeek]

Back in Napoli,

 

[Rich]

pasta was banned

 

[fuzzygeek]

for ten years

 

[TessB]

on Tuesdays, because

 

[Rich]

the Pope banned

 

[TessB]

starchy foods when

 

[fuzzygeek]

the starch flu

 

[TessB]

erupted in Asia

 

[Rich]

amongst the Catholic

 

[fuzzygeek]

and Hindu clergy

 

[TessB]

with blue eyes