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[seth_belgium]

and wondered what

 

[jsanders]

the pork bellies

 

[fuzzygeek]

past their prime

 

[selenau837]

would be like

 

[fuzzygeek]

politicians in rut

 

[seth_belgium]

As she opened

 

[selenau837]

the ambiguous envelope

 

[Rich]

with both hands

 

[fuzzygeek]

as if strangling

 

[jsanders]

the obstinate Brit

 

[Rich]

the obstinate Brit

but couldn't because

 

[jsanders]

his bad breath

 

[fuzzygeek]

offended her tender

 

[jsanders]

olfactory sense and

 

[Rich]

she was sensible

 

[fuzzygeek]

but secretly she

 

[Rich]

loved the Brits

 

[jsanders]

with good Scotch

 

[fuzzygeek]

and MacEwans Ale

 

[TessB]

no so secretly