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. His subjects were

 

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really really confused

 

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about his intentions

 

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(mostly honourable, honest)

 

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about eggroll recipes

 

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and the like.

 

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Meanwhile in Italy,

 

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the Pope murdered

 

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Tony the Lessor

 

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of Two Evils

 

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Romania where Vlad

 

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the Impaler merrily

 

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shafted the British

 

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who remained unimpressed

 

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shifting the shaft

 

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onto less fortunate

 

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Neopolitains whose Vesuvius

 

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eruptions became tiresome

 

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top pops that

 

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led to disappointment