Story

[maxmangion]

month in order

 

[fuzzygeek]

to account for

 

[pdx_man]

the loss of

 

[SueAccess]

one too many

 

[maxmangion]

relationship, which due

 

[Groundrush]

to referential integrity

 

[maxmangion]

it enforced most

 

[fuzzygeek]

of Einstein's Theory

 

[SueAccess]

of relativity but

 

[Emmanuel]

without taking account

 

[Groundrush]

that E = mc2 actually

 

[fuzzygeek]

was incorrect but

 

[maxmangion]

it had been

 

[fuzzygeek]

programmed as correct

 

[maxmangion]

after the bug

 

[Groundrush]

ate all the

 

[maxmangion]

bits and pieces

 

[fuzzygeek]

known as Ebola

 

[maxmangion]

which come from

 

[idontbelieveit]

the armpit hairs