Story

[Groundrush]

in her huge

 

[ColinEssex]

four bedroomed house

 

[___]

Near Dagenham, Essex

 

[maxmangion]

where at the

 

[___]

moment, the aardvark

 

[Groundrush]

spat out all

 

[___]

the feathers from

 

[ColinEssex]

an eBay purchase

 

[maxmangion]

where her bid

 

[Groundrush]

made it in

 

[___]

the top 100

 

[maxmangion]

so she could

 

[___]

claim benefit from

 

[Groundrush]

local betting shop

 

[maxmangion]

the items she

 

[___]

had previously stolen

 

[Groundrush]

were genuine fakes

 

[maxmangion]

so she tried

 

[___]

using brylcream to

 

[maxmangion]

make them look