What's your best/worst joke?

[AccessBlaster]

You’re not scared of being alone in the dark… you’re scared of NOT being alone in the dark.

 

[conception_native_0123]

The guy says, “Oh no, it’s nothing like that. I quit drinking.”

I didn't find this one too funny. sorry Gent.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I didn't find this one too funny. sorry Gent.

That's because you didn't understand it ...

 

[conception_native_0123]

That's because you didn't understand it ...

oh yes I did b u d d y boy ... but we'll leave this for another time. and I can't believe Jon's software censored that! geez.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I can't believe Jon's software censored that!

Jon's software is VERY good, it monitors your posts and it is calibrated to only notify me when you post something that lacks insight etc. The software is controlled by a long list.

It's a long list, and I am unable to post the whole list because there's not enough room in a post for all the characters.

However I must say, it keeps me very busy....

 

[conception_native_0123]

Jon's software is VERY good, it monitors your posts and it is calibrated to only notify me when you post something that lacks insight etc. The software is controlled by a long list.

It's a long list, and I am unable to post the whole list because there's not enough room in a post for all the characters.

However I must say, it keeps me very busy....

If his software is so good how come it didn't recognize the word buddy when spaced out character by character?

 

[Cotswold]

I said to the waiter "There is no chicken in this chicken soup " He said "Well don't tell anyone but there's no horse in the horseradish either"

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[AccessBlaster]

If you can't figure out if a man can get pregnant you have no business commenting on the definition of a woman.

 

[NauticalGent]

Kinda interesting...by her saying you had to be a biologist to determine a person's gender, that sort of proves she believes gender is biological.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

If his software is so good how come it didn't recognize the word buddy when spaced out character by character?

It didn't censor it this time. Perhaps because you added " boy" to the word "buddy" and it was the combination that barfed.

 

[conception_native_0123]

perhaps doc man. but I've seen a lot of software operate way below Jon's level and it tackled spaced out letters just fine. Makes me think that Jon hasn't got all the basis covered.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Given your earlier persistence, perhaps you wore him down.

Or not, I don't claim to know.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[NauticalGent]

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids...

But, when I got home, they were still there.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[jdraw]

"Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning"

 

[AccessBlaster]

Joe Biden is going to complete a coherent sentence today.

You guessed it - April fools.

 

[AccessBlaster]

it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

 

[Cotswold]

I met my wife at a dance..........I was a bit surprised at that because I thought that she was at home with the kids