What's your best/worst joke?

[NauticalGent]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Do you want Fry's with that?

Don't judge me! LOL

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[NauticalGent]

 

[Isaac]

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

It took me a while to get this!

Brilliant!

Blind and armed? #shorts

"wait...if you're blind, how in the heck do you have a license to carry?"Wanna know how I shoot? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_RsYUe3TTQoWanna...

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[AccessBlaster]

 

[Cronk]

I can walk from my house to my favorite watering hole in 7 minutes.

The walk from my favorite watering hole to my house is over 20 minutes.

The difference is staggering.

 

[conception_native_0123]

I now actually LIKE Cronk. he he

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Elon Musk - First day at Twitter HQ

Elon Musk Buys Twitter

Elon Musk buys Twitter for $44 billion then Elon Musk walks into twitter HQ like. For the upcoming cookout make sure to follow me on twitter for updates on w...

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[oleronesoftwares]

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

 

[conception_native_0123]

Elon Musk - First day at Twitter HQ

this isn't a joke Tony.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Technical brilliance and comedy I one clip....

Sea Shanty

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[The_Doc_Man]

Technical brilliance and comedy I one clip....

Sea Shanty

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Now THAT is someone with too much time on his hands.

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Every now and then when replaying Skyrim, I need to take a leek.

 

[NauticalGent]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

 

[ipsummedicare]

How do you make a drummer play quieter?

Put music in front of him.

How do you make a drummer stop playing?

Ask him to read it.

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Well it keeps my post count ahead of Hayley!

How do you catch a bra? With a booby trap.

 

[ipsummedicare]

I used to hate body hair, but then it grew on me.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

I used to have a lot of hair on my head, but these last many years, we've had a falling out.

 

[Isaac]