What's your best/worst joke?

[conception_native_0123]

awesome craft beers

and I'm sorry I wasn't there to share them with you.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Squirrel!

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[Uncle Gizmo]

Ha!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1692651632146727054

Love it!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Now THAT dog is having too much fun. But this old dog envies her.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Saw the Barbie movie… there was a pregnant Barbie! #barbie #barbiemovie #laugh #joke

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[Uncle Gizmo]

Ha ha ha!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1697805156648415594

 

[Cotswold]

Find me a home where the buffalos roam and I’ll show you one smelly house.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Find me a home where the buffalos roam and I’ll show you one smelly house.

Not to mention probably a lot of broken china.

 

[adhoustonj]

What is brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

 

[CJ_London]

why are bees sticky?

Spoiler

Theyuse a honeycomb

 

[The_Doc_Man]

What is brown and smelly?

Spoiler

A brown dog's nose.

 

[adhoustonj]

What is brown and smelly?

Spoiler

A brown dog's nose.

Ha! That is a solid one.


To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find you. You have my word.

 

[bob fitz]

To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft office, I will find you. You have my word.

What's that all about?

 

[adhoustonj]

What's that all ab

They stole my copy of microsoft office so they have my microsoft word. Bad jokes early in the morning ha.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Anyone who steals MY Office will steal something (slightly) older than my car - and it is out of warranty, finished one extended warranty after-market contract, and is on its 2nd extended warranty.

My initial response would be "My Word, what do you want with THAT hunk'a junk?"

 

[Cotswold]

I had some tradies in doing some work. After they'd gone there was a tap on the door.

That was the plumber's idea of a joke.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I just love this, it's not really something you should laugh at, but Christ, I'm still laughing now!

Electric Bird - Ozzy Man Quickies!

This bin chicken thought it would be a mint idea to peck an electric fence...

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[Cotswold]

Electric bird is similar to the kangaroo video

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Electric bird is similar to the kangaroo video

I give him an 8.0 - good form but have to deduct 2 points for the landing.

 

[conception_native_0123]

have to deduct 2 points for the landing.

he'll have to settle for the bronze.

- Edward Nigma, Batman Forever