What's your best/worst joke?

[KitaYama]

Not a joke but still funny.

　

Robbery suspects’ getaway vehicle stolen while the crime took place, police say

Officers were quickly able to chase down and arrest two of the three suspects.

www.kktv.com

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Bruce went snowflake and lost his icicle?

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

I showed chatty this:-

He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE
behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town.

Can you make some more?

And chatty made this,:-
SELECT gifts FROM sleigh
JOIN elves ON elves.id = sleigh.elf_id
WHERE elves.workshop = 'North Pole'
AND sleigh.ready = 'Yes'
ORDER BY delivery_time ASC;

 

[Isaac]

I showed chatty this:-

He's making a list
He's testing it twice
SELECT * FROM users WHERE
behavior="nice"
SQL-clause is coming
To town.

Can you make some more?

And chatty made this,:-
SELECT gifts FROM sleigh
JOIN elves ON elves.id = sleigh.elf_id
WHERE elves.workshop = 'North Pole'
AND sleigh.ready = 'Yes'
ORDER BY delivery_time ASC;

frankly yours is quite superior, the rhythm works well

 

[JonXL]

frankly yours is quite superior, the rhythm works well

The poetry I've seen from these chatbots has been really unimpressive - every effort seems to go into the rhyme with no attention to meter. I half wonder if it's anything to do with the poor quality of most of the popular poetry these days...

There once was a bot quite a-chatty,
Spinning rhymes with a meter most batty.
It could pair up with "orange"
Words few of us know-ange,
But then ramble unrhythmically and incoherently until someone just got sick of it and told it to stop... atty.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

The poetry I've seen from these chatbots has been really unimpressive - every effort seems to go into the rhyme with no attention to meter. I half wonder if it's anything to do with the poor quality of most of the popular poetry these days...

There once was a bot quite a-chatty,
Spinning rhymes with a meter most batty.
It could pair up with "orange"
Words few of us know-ange,
But then ramble unrhythmically and incoherently until someone just got sick of it and told it to stop... atty.

I suspect, JonXL, that you must be distantly related to Ogden Nash.

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Damn! Where is that "groan" icon when we need it most?

 

[Isaac]

 

[conception_native_0123]

I don't get gent's joke you guys. someone explain it to me please? I feel stupid saying this....

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Adam, look up "plethora" and perhaps it will mean a lot to you.

I actually got called down in my vocabulary early during my time as a Navy contractor. I used a phrase "from plethora to paucity" and was told to use English instead. Which of course only frustrated me since those ARE good English words. Just less common ones.

 

[JonXL]

Adam, look up "plethora" and perhaps it will mean a lot to you.

I actually got called down in my vocabulary early during my time as a Navy contractor. I used a phrase "from plethora to paucity" and was told to use English instead. Which of course only frustrated me since those ARE good English words. Just less common ones.

Maybe they meant Anglo-Saxon?

 

[conception_native_0123]

Adam, look up "plethora" and perhaps it will mean a lot to you.

plethora - Google Search

I get it richard. thanks! har.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Maybe they meant Anglo-Saxon?

Probably they meant Navy-speak which involves a lot of acronyms.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

 

[NauticalGent]

View attachment 111689

Need one more to pull it off!

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Given one of our more common problems with databases that need to be compacted & repaired, we should get pictures of hippopotamuses.

 

[Cotswold]

God decided it was time to make peace with Satan and proposes an energy exchange,
under which God would send down cold air to cool hell down a bit. Satan would send
up warm air to take the chill off. God keeps his side of the bargain but Satan does not.
If you don't keep your side of the bargain then I'll be forced to sue said God to Satan.

Well good luck with that said Satan, because I have all the judges and lawyers.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Well good luck with that said Satan, because I have all the judges and lawyers.

Ah! Hell, "the Democrat party" by any other name....

 

[NauticalGent]