What's your best/worst joke?

[The_Doc_Man]

Spontaneous is a fun word for "I don't know"

And "We are not meant to know God's plan" is a more elaborate phrase for "we don't know either."

 

[NauticalGent]

I heard a large oil company is going to start making gasoline from insect urine.

I think it's BP.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Yep, they negotiated a honey of a deal.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Yep, they negotiated a honey of a deal.

There was a buzz on the internet...

 

[Isaac]

And "We are not meant to know God's plan" is a more elaborate phrase for "we don't know either."

Therefore come out of the maze agnostic at worst? Isn't it closer to your reality than a negative assertion?

 

[NauticalGent]

Yep, they negotiated a honey of a deal.

There was a buzz on the internet...

We really need that *groan* emoji Doc keeps talking about...

 

[CJ_London]

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man/woman/person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted


Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

 

[Cotswold]

Two snowmen in the front garden, one shouted to the other "hey, can you smell carrots?"

 

[NauticalGent]

Two snowmen in the front garden, one shouted to the other "hey, can you smell carrots?"

The other one said "Holy shit, a talking snowman!"

 

[Isaac]

We have to laugh because to lighten what is otherwise an incredibly serious situation.

Here is an innocent girl, just 11 years old , forced to share a bed - that's right, A BED - with a boy, all because the Democrats "inclusive" concepts have gone to extremist levels. https://www.foxnews.com/media/dad-f...hid-bathroom-forced-share-bed-biological-male

Yeah jpl, this is a big issue if you have kids that you don't want sexually violated in their youth. If you don't mind, then ignore the issue I suppose.

 

[Isaac]

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[Cronk]

How does computer AI learn? Bit by bit.

 

[Isaac]

 

[Cotswold]

Should be 100%, same as doctors, the legalised drug dealers.
None of them any different to car dealers, estate agents, bankers, builders and politicians

 

[Isaac]

For anyone in the mood of making fun of those with a Baltimore+ accent

 

[The_Doc_Man]

I can understand Cajun better than I can understand those gentlemen.

 

[Cotswold]

I can understand Cajun better than I can understand those gentlemen.

In England Cajun is a chicken meal.

 

[Cotswold]

At breakfast a guy asked his wife what she wanted for Christmas
"I would like a divorce" she said

"Strewth, I wasn't thnking of spending that much"