What's your best/worst joke? (2 Viewers)

[AccessBlaster]

BTW, that wasn't my joke about the runny nose, yikes!

Mine was "ditch the new wife for the gun collection" joke

 

[The_Doc_Man]

BTW, that wasn't my joke about the runny nose, yikes!

Mine was "ditch the new wife for the gun collection" joke

Ah, yes... adhoustonj is responsible for that one. Adam's reply must have confused me. Wouldn't be the first time, though.

 

[Isaac]

Not just Adam, I don't get the joke about the nose either

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Considerations of decency forbid me to be descriptive.

 

[Isaac]

Considerations of decency forbid me to be descriptive.

Oh, I'm sure I can do without it.
Here are a couple new from the meme collection

 

[AccessBlaster]

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew a light bulb.

 

[adhoustonj]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Spoiler

zero

 

[Isaac]

 

[Isaac]

 

[NauticalGent]

😍😍😍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏁🏁🏁 https://t.co/VASO6F6n6j

— Kabes (@OkaybeKabes) January 20, 2025

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Del Boy at his best!!

Still one of Del Boy’s best every deliveries 🤣pic.twitter.com/8yklHp1X3q

— Only Fools and Horses Lines (@OnlyFoolsLines) January 20, 2025

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[CJ_London]

any reason for using what looks like a large black marker pen?

 

[NauticalGent]

any reason for using what looks like a large black marker pen?

No idea...didn't even notice it. Equating his wife to Carmen San-Diego was hilarious...

 

[The_Doc_Man]

A throwback to John Hancock, who signed his name big-and-bold out of pride for the importance of what he was doing.

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

It took me a while to work this out!

What in the name of benefits backdated, sofa on the lawn, Wetherspoons loyalty card, Frenchie in a Gucci harness, dads on tag, blocked the whole family on WhatsApp, trampoline missing half the springs, lip filler done in a mate’s kitchen, 25p energy drink, shouting “leave it,… pic.twitter.com/DJbIlHGHJH

— CharlotteEmmaUK 💫 (@CharlotteEmmaUK) January 27, 2025

 

[Isaac]

It would be a lot funnier IF it were true that Nan could means tons of other things too

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

Mother-in-law joke!

 

[Uncle Gizmo]

This short video story is one of the best I've ever seen!

James Bond has a license to kill hate speech. 🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/qqrwWvLtRk

— Lou Perez (@TheLouPerez) October 31, 2024

 

[AccessBlaster]

sounds about right